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Turtles! Tired of rough skin?
Photo courtesy of Bill Davis.
Menu found in Guangdong, China.
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– Waiter! Is Wang Lao Ji fresh or alive?
Mmmm … Boiled Cola!
It puts the Tortoise’s Efficacious Lotion on its skin or else it boils the Cola again
Computer-
Cola, Pepsi, Hot.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine.
A crummy commercial?
son of a bitch!
Steam eggs? Get with the 21st century, guys; we want solar powered eggs.
Tortoise’s efficacious lotion- rub some on your reptile tissue today!
– Hey! My Wang is Wong!
The Ovaltine I understand, but for some of the rest I’m going to need a decoder ring.
“Tortoise’s Efficacious Lotion” is a direct translation of “Gui Ling Gao”. The “Gui Ling Gao” is a jelly with some herbs mixed inside. It tastes pretty good – cooling and exotic. 😀
Stewed Papa in Milk ? Ya!
D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E-L-O-T-I-O-N
The mug is round, the jar is round, they should call it Roundtine!
Carapace feeling rough as alligator skin? Try soothing efficacious tortoise lotion!
Tortoise Lotion, from the makers of Turtle Wax!
Nothing like a tasty tortoise to sooth the skin. Better than boiled cola
Well wang lao ji
Does the Ovaltine come with Benzedrine?
Finally somewhere that serves something besides stale milk!
Pairs well with Frog’s Stack of Playboys
Steam eggs are like thunder eggs, only steamier.