Spicy Tofu

Spicy Girl tried it!

Then mildly eated.

He tried to what?

Good for Spicy! It’s about time she tried new things.

Then Spicy said, “What in the bloody hell is this crap? Wall paper paste without the flavor? I’d rather eat my own ear wax!”

Tofu or not tofu. There is no “tried.”

Its great its regurgitated.

Spicy said that Tofu was not hot enough.

Not tripe then

I tried to fu myself once but without success.

Tofu was convicted and put in stir.

– Waiter! Who tried my tofu?

@Seventy2rd o clock: A few people have told me to go fu myself but I was never inclined to try.

“He won’t eat it, he hates everything! —-Hey Spicy!”

it was NOT super effective

The chef knows his ABCs.

I tried to kung fu myself.

… until Spicy was too tired to fu any more.

… and the sign maker was tired for making fypos.

Turned out he was allergic to soybeans and died of anaphylactic shock. That is why there are only seven dwarfs.

Tried – and found wonton.

@ Droll not Troll: It’s really amazing how many people expect you to do it!

I Victoria Beckham find this product revolting/\.

And found Tofu wanting.

That explains the bites that have been taken out of them …