Night of the Living Bread

Night of the Living Bread

posted on 25 Aug 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

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The call came from…the kitchen!

Photo courtesy of Shane Gibney.
Menu found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Choking on it will be the least of your worries…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Probably too expensive

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Looks like the old “bait and switch” ploy.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The Goldfish is the mastermind behind Invasion of The Body Snatchers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

30 minutes after the meal you’re born again.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Soylent Green for the opulent.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

In Soviet Russia, red snapper has you.

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

It’s terrible. I don’t know what possessed me to try it in the first place.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Well that’s all grave

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I’ll just perch myself here

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Also available:

– Eve’ll Dead
– Fryday 13st
– Eat
– Crispine
– The Texas Chicken Massacre
– Boiled (Mush) Room
– Spicy of the Lamps
– The Woking Dead
– Hello Weenie
– Chicken of the Corn
– The Fry
– Any Thing
– Twin Pigs

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Served with a side of pods.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Invasionally delicious.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

@Frank Burns: Pod People = people using Ipod?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Waiter! Where’s my body?!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

If a body snatch a body
comin’ thro’ the fry…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Before we killed it, it made the most intense scream…. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEStsLJZhzo

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Hey Gang! In Oz, we call ’em sharks.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I knew a Japanese stripper once, who used to moonlight as a Sashimi Plate.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Colonel Mustard in the kitchen with the goldfish.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

I think that’s the title of their new compilation album of hit songs from sci-fi/horror films.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Like Mimi Le Bonc from “Allo Allo” when she poisened the wine.

The german officer (phonetically): ” Ist dies ein goot vine?”

Mimi (pseudo french) “Eet is ze beste wine you will drink for ze rest of your life!”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

The Pod People are uppin’ their threads.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

Don’t eat the peas.

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