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Engrish for Suddenly Laugh
Just maybe…
posted on 13 Aug 2015 in Bags/Packaging
Photo courtesy of Andrew Sebesta.
Shopping bag found in Japan.
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Perhaps a soggy bottom
Or perhaps red
Oh, so Eeyore is doing anime now.
Just hang there from a branch
until we beat the candy out of you with a stick.
Then something good will be generated, and it will be a fine day.
What a donkey generates is usually good for rose bushes.
Hey! I’m big in Tijuana.
A day with ass is always a fine day.
Can it absolutely generate it?
I am not convinced that what is generated by an ass is something good.
(This is a déjà vu from 12 Nov 2014 by the way.)
On a fine day it’s good to get up at the crack of ass… I mean dawn.
If you go out with ass you may find there’s a hole in your plans.
If that slogan does not win the presidency for the democrats I don’t know what will.
You can generated much better if you hire an ass mgr.
When Jesus entered Jerusalem he said; “I need an Ass.”
By which, I assume he meant a large hairy quadraped. But who knows, they wer somewhat ambivalent about those sorts of things in those days.
When I se signs like this – I feel dis orient ed.
A mate of mine was in the navy, and he had shore-leave in Egypt. (Young and still somrehat naive)
He noticed this bloke ringing a bell, and calling out: “COME AND SEE THE DONKEY SHOW.” So he followed him thinking that it was some sort of “animal act”.
And so it transpired; It was an “ANIMAL” act.
Disculpa amigos y Amigas, my “e” key is sticking. Probably something to do with the last cup of tea sloshed all over it.
With ass, all things are possible.
His fate will be decided by the random Engrish text generator.
“i can’t believe, today was a fine day”
-ice cube
♫ One fine day, you’re gonna want me for your ass, shoo-be-doo-be-doo-be-doo-be-doo-bop-bop..♫
“One fine day, you’re gonna want me for MY ass.”
Is that a shopping bag for Japanese ladies of the night to carry?
“Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, ass …, or his wife’s ass!”
Ass soon ass possible
“It may be generated that something is good.”
On the other hand, it may be generated that there are earthquakes, nuclear meltdowns, weeping and gnashing of teeth, and there is running out of the coffee.
Yeah, Eeyore is doing anime seemingly, and he seems more enthusiastic than ever!