I’ve been at here all day…

I am pleased at here with the YoungDuck in Korea.

Caption is at here.

Why should I please at there? I please at wherever I want.

You are not here.

Stick People Need Not Apply.

For how long? I’m getting older and I can’t at as long as I used to.

If I’d known, I’d have brought my AT-AT.

This place is really where it’s at.

please line up to be pleased at here.

I didn’t bring my at. Can I wear my elmet instead?

Okay, one word…
I dunno, split personality?
…No, that’s two words…hmmm
Sounds like…
Schizophrenia?
We give up at here.

Please not here.

Can I somewhere else please? It is slippery when here.

Lets limbo dance

maybe a high jump for little dogs

Please at here or you will be shot by a laser beam.

Let’s happy at here!

Please when horny

Your at could have been right here…

You mean “adhere”? OK, I’ll stick to the floor.

I wonder what’s the little black man with separated head, walking through a white square, going to do when he’ll figure out there’s a thick red diagonal line waiting for him … Hehe he hehe … !

Displease at THERE, please.

Directions for hookers?

The Power of Missing Verbs…everyone just supplies their own.
Score another one for excellent Engrish.

Part of the viral marketing campaign for the new game Crosswalk Sign Ninja, now available for Android and iPhone. (Windows Phone version pending market research.)

Go ’round back if you’re lookin to pleasure ET

Just look for the little brown guy with big eyes and swollen, glowing testicles. He’ll tell you where to find the randy alien.

@Droll Not Troll:

Q: Where does an AT-AT driver park his vehicle?

A: Where he damn well pleases!

Vader: “This was supposed to be the staging area for our walkers! You have failed me for the last time!”
Imperial sign painter: “Aaachh! Urrk!” (thud)

Oh didn’t you know that I already at here all day?

…bro!