Fresh from horny bees.

Is that a candy cane in your pocket, or …

Well if you remove the core.

Something from the sugar daddys

Forget the apple. A nice pear will get me horny.

I’ll take two bags. It’s been a while since I had some.

Is this the latest gadget from Apple?

If upon opening the bag you find the candy stuck together, it’s not fully done.

Ingredients: high fructose corn syrup, Spanish fly, artificial apple flavoring, green dye #47.

So that’s what they mean by “hard” candy.

Condoms sold separately

– What’s for dinner, honey? I’m horny!

Would you like some hot balls with that?

What was really in the Garden of Eden.

“Me sweet you long time.”

So, are you gettin’ any…. candy?

What? Nobody posting the disclaimer? OK, then..
Warning: May contain nuts. 😛

Her name is Candy.

How do you like them apples, baby?

This could inspire a whole new X-rated version of Snow White!

…from the hornycomb

The most important part of seven-intercourse dinner menu

Well, might as well try it; costs a lot less than a prescription of sildenafil citrate

@BFC: Yeah, Apple finally introduced the iHorny.

Be careful not to get stuck in the horny jar, Pooh.

Hot bubble tea is really good with a spoonful of horny in it.

That’s what happens when you breed honeybees with rhinoceros beetles.

Come on baby, you know what they say, one a day keeps the doctor away!

surga surga!
horny horny!

Honey, you make me so Horny

Hardoween!

Don’t look now but I think we are being followed by a drone……