Degum it! Follow the rules.

Degum it! Follow the rules.

posted on 4 Aug 2015 in Clothing, Instructions

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Photo courtesy of Tristan Winslow.
Label found on shoes from China.

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jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

WARNING: You may be wearing shoes.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This explains the drought in California.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I have been looking for worms in my shoes. Please tell me where I can buy them?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We cannot offer you a 100% guarantee that these shoes are made by our company. However, we consider it very likely.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?

coffeebot
10 years ago

Let’s prevent water

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The edible bubblegum shoe was a very short lived fad from the 80’s.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

The Russian-Chinese composer Pollioshkeep often wore shoes, I heard.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

I twear they deformation

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Degum no they leather

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The Fairweather Shoe Company.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

endorsed by The Leather Society of USA and Canada.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

“So when am I gonna see you in those snazzy new shoes you bought?”
“Saturday. Most likely, Saturday. That is, if they don’t get gummed and deformed before then, and after I clean all the worms out.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If the sun and fire is wet we have bigger problems than protecting a pair of shoes!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

It is advishable to stop drinking if you start talking like that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I like to worm my shoes monthly and check their immunisation annually.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Made in Company

PS: Maybe, probably and not exactly sure

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I will very likely never wear these shoes. Or worm them.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ah … Polish shoes!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

I can assure you.

I will not expose in sun, fire, slee,t hail, snowstorms, and plagues of locusts.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@72rd. Yes. Polish shoes, made under licence in China.

Same as all our “good old Australian brands”.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Someone’s been inhaling the fumes too long.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@DrLex: Cieanthem is the polish national anthem, of course. 😛

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

Dont wet these shoes, and dont feed them after midnight.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I am very likely to wear shoes

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

I can’t wear them in sun or fire, but they’re good evening shoes – if it doesn’t rain.

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Worms again? OK Fido, roll up your arm and bend over – shoes, you’re next!

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

Caution: Wear these shoes only on lightly overcast days with no danger of rain. Donnt say we didn’t worm you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

executive standard QB1002-97 is a continuation of QB VII by Leon Uris

Tim
Tim
10 years ago

Don’t wear them in rain or sun?!
Will they dissolve in fog as well?

Long Tom
Long Tom
10 years ago

I guess they’re meant to be worn indoors only.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

@Dr. Lex, re: “Is the cieanthem a substance, or should I sing it?”

I believe the real question here is, WOULD IT BITE ME???

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

I’m glad someone is fighting the worldwide tendency toward twearing in rainy days. It really has become a terrible nuisance.

Myself
Myself
8 years ago

The Degum’s Fortune!

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