Body chill: gateway to standard.

Perhaps its the gun in your pocket

mmmm looks VERY standard to me

Standard or touching

Oh! It’s a hand warmer!

@jjhitt: Not *just* a hand warmer, a JIS Standard Hand Warmer!

I wouldn’t mind touching that body when sympathizing with the chill. Of course, it might lead to her hand crashing on my face.

Certainly looks like standard body chill. With a higher quality body chill you’d see nipples through that fabric.

Just chill, don’t touch me or our bodies will crash and burn
like all those other sheep who stick to the “standard”

I sympathize!

If your driver appears to be suffering from hypothermia, DO NOT attempt to remedy the situation by snuggling, as this can lead to crashes when driving a standard.
Remember: Hypothermia And Driving Don’t Mix!

“Dong, where is my automobile?”

The tragic inspiration for car seat warmers.

Oh baby I love it when you talk engrishy to me…

Touching is made at here!

Anything below “C” is substandard and will not be touched.

XXXL, please.

@Frank Burns: “Automobiiiiile??”

Tune In, Tokyo!

I *hate* multiple choice questions. I always want the “all of the above” option.

“Craaaash into meeee….”

Are you touching me, or are you just crash leads to standard me?

are you basically saying you’re wearing a wonderbra?

The lack of an end quote is very suggestive I might say :p

@Eggrish: You have a good point. Maybe this thing continues on the back of the shirt.

See, papa-san? This is why the Americans are beating us!

@DNT: on the back it says FCUK.

@RT: Wonder Woman wears a Wonder Bra.

That kind of sounds of something from a Daft Punk song.