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Stunning absolutely stunning
A place you love to sit and contemplate.
“A Beautiful Toilet” is a companion movie to “A Beautiful Mind” but has someone whose mind is in the gutter,
obligatory: “We aim to please, so you aim too please”
How come there is no beautiful toilet in the picture? Pics or it doesn’t exist.
@Huu Yuu: I don’t think you would be ejected from the toilet like John Nash
The Ass Mgr is credited for this beautiful toilet
One cannot polish a turd, but a toilet on the other hand…
It’s not easy being an Assistant Toilet Manager.
Toilet can’t be that beautiful, if the dirt on the sign’s anything to go by!
Hey, no sh!t?
Patrons can help by walking 12 inches above the floor.
Well then, you should start with wiping the fecal matter off of the sign.
When they achieve a beautiful toilet, I imagine they’ll be flushed with success.
♫ You are so beautiful…to me…can’t you see…♫
My idea of a Superbowl is a toilet that cleans itself.
3 Assistant Managers on this toilet. Kim, Dae and Sung are working shi(f)ts…
So beautiful you can’t bring yourself to use it.
Beauty is in the eye of the pee holder.
Or, as we like to call it, “a dapper crapper.”
“What are the three clamshells for?” -John Spartan
Gives me a warm yellow feeling all over…
please keep our toilets clean;
piss on the ground and smear poop on the walls
In South Korea, you are lucky if you can FIND a Western-style toilet, as opposed to the traditional “squat hole”.
All toilets are beautiful and deserve a college education.
Spiffy biffy, spiffy biffy
Mission Kimpossible
Signs say more than thousand words
If it’s yellow, let it mellow!
We are doing best for beautiful toilet. Unfortunately, best not good enough, so you use ugly one.
Please excuse me and shut the door while I do best for the beautiful toilet. We’ve been out of bran, so this might take a while.
Done. Don’t forget to rate my best.
Nash-Toilet Equilibrium – a paper John Nash too embarrassed to be published.