Still illegal in 26 countries.

Still illegal in 26 countries.

posted on 2 Jul 2015 in Chinglish, Menus

mixed-ass-pork

I get nervous when those words are next to each other.

Photo courtesy of Andrew Cook.
Found on menu in Shanghai, China.

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Just be careful with the fruit

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Maybe a hatfull

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

β™ͺ β™« One black one, one white one, and one with a little shite on….β™ͺ β™«

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Fruit salad and mixed ass pork… aren’t they kind of similar?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

If you’re into mixed ass pork, be sure to use a condiment.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Chinese Yam?”
“Nope, you Merican.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Now… just what do you mean by “mixed” ?

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

The chef doesn’t really try – you can tell the entree is half-assed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Recommended by our chefs Wise Ass and Smart Ass.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’d rather have the chicken, than be had by the pork.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Reminds me of a party invite I declined.

WorrierPrincess
WorrierPrincess
10 years ago

A blend of carefully-selected pig butts held together with aspic,.

pnambic
pnambic
10 years ago

Actual name of the dish: “Spicy Donkey”.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

Don’t be such a pig!

Teal Glue
Teal Glue
10 years ago

Donkey: Shrek! Nooooooooo!

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

So that’s where they get pulled pork sandwiches.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Chinese Yam with Tomahawk. Nice cutting.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

When you mixed ass with pork, you got Donald Trump.

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

But is it kosher?

Classic Steve
10 years ago

I think the first two words in the last line require a hyphen.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– How would you like your pork, Sir?
– Ass pork as possible, please.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

If it’s not Big Stank Ass Pork, I’m not interested.

RT
RT
10 years ago

” ‘nooo… i don’t wanna toss the salad!’ ” -chris rock skit

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: BEWARE OF THE MIXING ASS

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Mommy! I want a Traffic Yam!

Garst
10 years ago

I hope there is a good assortment.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Who tossed the ass pork[ing] salad?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

No Chang!
Social intercourse, is not screwing in groups.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Sparky. Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. πŸ˜‰

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Our mixed pork – It’s finger—-king good.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

@Classic Steve: I think you mean the *last* two words in the last line πŸ˜‰

Wm Jas
10 years ago

The actual Chinese is a little scary, too: “五香驴肉” means “donkey meat with five spices.”

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
10 years ago

“I get nervous when those words are next to each other.” What, “fruit” and “salad”?

Long Tom
Long Tom
9 years ago

If only the sign said “Kick-ass pork”…

Chuck
Chuck
9 years ago

How does this compare to the Dry Fried Ass Meat in the Zhang Style ?

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