Nice try, bike…

— Our bicycles are made with so poor quality, you will say no thanks.

Don’t Bicycle Drive

Heterocycles are welcome.

“Just Say NO to Bike”
Brought to you by the Partnership For A Spoke Free America.

This is what you say to a solicitor that is a bicycle.

Tour de France perhaps

Or walking by the looks

They already know the trick of the Trojan bicycle.

Must be an ad by the Big Three Autos.

Bicycles, you’re full offlies

Dyke or bike?

Never trust bicycles, they’ll always take you for a ride.

If all else fails, tri-cycles.

A man needs a bicycle like a fish needs a woman.

Bye bye cycles!

Thanks for nothing, tricycle.
And you, Unicycle, don’t even ask.

This means you, Bike Biller.

Lance Armstrong Go Home.

Go pedal your two-wheeled tyranny someplace, bike bullies! You’re welcome!

I really wasn’t expecting there to be this organized a backlash against the #thanksbicycles campaign,

No thanks, bicycles, I am two-tired.

In Russia, bike ride you

Soon such a sign will appear in Chicago.

Think I’m kidding? Look at all the bicycles everyone has to watch out for zooming past!

American sign: THOSE WHO RIDE BICYCLES IN THIS AREA WILL BE PROSECUTED!

Japanese sign: No thanks, bicycles.

Fight against Bicycles, one no at a time.