Life x 1 + money =

You only money once

Money is everything … including life apparently

You only live twice, but the second time you’re broke.

This billboard came from the game show “Match Game” or perhaps from the Mad Lib game.

You Only Live Twice if you are James Bond

Life is Only Once – Money = Man
Life is Only Once + Money = Woman

YOLO+$. Ask a kid how to pronounce it.

So you get more lives depending on your income? Pay-to-win, much?

It always seemed to me that life just didn’t add up. Now I know why- not enough money.

Could be more if you pay for it

And drive backwards

Warrior is about to die; please insert coins.

Dead broke is forever.

This billboard is offensive to Hindus. (+ poor people)

But I still have anothet fifty bucks, can’t I do it twice?

I’m Only Once and I endorse this message.

If you do it right, both of them will accrue interest.

A warning to anyone contemplating dating a Japanese girl.

He: Is there any good reason why we shouldn’t get married?

She (with cold in head): Dough.

He. I thought you might bring that one up. Goodbye!

Don’t worry boys.

Paying for it, is infinitely cheaper than marriage + divorce = broke + in debt

Money can’t buy you happiness.

However. It can buy whichever misery you prefer.

@DnT Treat Asian ladies right, and you will accrue much more than interest.

‘Japanese mis-translate title of new Bond movie’

click here to buy lavish lifestyle DLC for only $1 million

deep thoughts by notorious B.I.G.

Life is hard to quantify, much less qualify.

I have a ¥ for living. Does that count…once?

I want to live four…ever.

Please early pay before living

For most people, one money is not enough

Life isn’t swimming poor

Life is [ be inserting favorite plaything here] + money

For beautiful human money.

Engrish is Only Many!

Because Capitalism!

You can’t take it with you. So money doesn’t buy happiness, it rents it.

Bitter Sweet + Symphony + Money = Then you die

Actual Jack Benny sketch:

A robber points his gun at Jack Benny and says, “Your money or your life!” When Jack Benny fails to respond, the robber asks why. “I’m thinking!” says Jack Benny.