It’s comforting for returning businessmen.

Obviously not a diaper

The guy in the picture got kicked in the nuts. Some things never change.

They probably don’t sexchange either

Love is a beer mat

Careful what you hold

That explains the smell.

Wait- you changed the sign, didn’t you?

Semper idem.

Always the same thing with these guys…

Married men’s motto.

The foreign exchange student was arrested and sent back to his home country.

Don’t touch me, I don’t know if you changed.

Nobody ever changes …

Sorry, we don’t Engrish

Too bad, Bruce-I mean, Caitlyn Jenner!

Ah so!

So you had something else to do, while you were sitting there.

Is that why he’s been handcuffed?

Nope, you need not change at all. Just take them off.

Your bartender today will be

WARREN

Warren never changes…