Georgia O’Keeffe stayed here.

Well its got me in a flap

Well its nether here or there

Hot times on the delta?

Rooms have really funky curtains.

“The Art of Time” — I’d like a room half past.

Dr Who is a patron of this hotel.

What’s the deal with the tulips?

“You can check in anytime you want, but you can never leave.” At least not without a lawyer and losing half your stuff.

OK, will those who read “Labia” instead of “Labio” please stand up…

They pick you up from the airport in a chauffeur-driven Volva.

@J-Luke: Too late, we’re already “standing”. 😛

They give lip service to their customers’ needs.

Don’t forget to give the housemaid a tip. 😉

The art of time is you pay by the hour.

Hello, Room Service? Could you send someone up with some air freshener? A lot of air freshener.

@J-Luke: Labio is the one on the right.

And for the girls, Hotel Fabio.

Deluxe room special, snatch this opportunity while you can.

And for the perverts, Hotel Labia. And yes, I too read it that way.

Don’t give me any more of that lip, Labio.

Satisfied guests are gushing about their experience here.

Very good, sir, just slip into the vestibule, I’ll have your bag sent up.
Going up!

Is it in Saudi Alabia?

Does the carpet match the drapes?

No need to have your bag sent up to your room.

Enter her in the robby.

Booked for many movie shoots, most notably Lawrence of A Labia.

Georgia O’Keeffe? More likely Marilyn Chambers stayed there.

Service with a vertical smile.

Named in honour of it’s long time resident Labio Minora. Sadly she doesn’t get out much these days and is rarely seen.