Dear All Lady, try to hold it in…

Do you really need to tell the world!!!

So what time of the month is it

I wonder what San Italy napkins are.

Dear all men,

Please stay away from lady if she asks you for sanitaly napkins.

From Abe and Ito

Suddenly a wild period appears.

Not sure who the all lady is, but she does seem to have a very acute period problem.

San Italy napkin is made from the finest spaghetti strands.

Suddenly, if you just got caption!

Do worry!!

We are arranging for engrish napkin.
If you make one, please push submits’ button anytime.

@DrLex: I don’t think periods are a cute problem to have.

That’s not a period, it’s an ellipsis followed by an exclamation mark. I don’t think a sanitaly napkin will be enough. We’ll need sandbags!

Japanese women don’t just get periods, they get severe punctuation.

That’s not my period, it’s an ellipsis.

…and stay off the white couch

I guess if you suddenly get period you start using the thinnest letters possible…

Dear old lady, disregard!

Dear All Lady, except Caitlyn Jenner!

I love you period
Do you love me question mark

And dont worry about privacy …!!! Yea…!!!

Ah the wonders of Unicode punctuation, FULLWIDTH TRIPLE ELLIPSIBANG U+F067B

Looks like they learned their capitalization rules from the Germans.

Sanitaly or insanitaly?

Suddenly?

I just wish all punctuation marks are punctual.

Sans Italy we’d have a Largitarrean Sea

Never miss a question, Mark!

san italy napkin?

this is the part where you play the ave maria song while the japanese woman goes berzerk and starts destroying everything michael bay style