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Dangerous squares.
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But the heads fine
That corner is so sharp it impaled itself in the center of the head.
Because eye attention somewhere else [printing copies to stick on every cupboard in apartment]
There is also a danger of hertz from the shoddy electrical work.
Careful of squares also
Too many overheads may hurt corporate profits.
Attention head, tell the body not to run into the sharp corners like this stupid figure.
Lost Highway?
Waaaait a minute…is that a guy, or a Pac-Man on a stick figure??
Caution: people with Pac-man heads biting into wall corners.
That’s what happened Head Maxroom.
It’s always a good idea to have hurt insurance.
It’s important to give safe head.
Might as well have talked to the hand because the head obviously wasn’t listening.
Dedicated headbangers can ignore this sign.
I have no fear of hurts. But square is not the one for us.
Pay attention or be headed.
That’s how you talk after you hit your head as hard as pictured.
– Look Mommy, I’ve got a square angel on my head!
I can’t watch over my own head – it’s too big.
CAUTION: ATTENTION: WARNING: DANGER AHEAD!
Sooner or later you will come to the same concussion.
Open kitchen cabinet doors will do that to you.
Hakenkreuz shaped people, will be hit on the head
Give attention to head or your girlfriend may dump you.
If Pacman eat cupboards, call Bob the Builder.
How can I watch my head? My eyes are not on stalks, like a bloody mud-crab.
….and you may get sent into Exile.
So this is what Pac-Man does when he runs out of dots to eat.
If you are running into sharp corners, your head needs attention…
I am reminded of a Three Stooges movie where they are on an overnight train and cause various sorts of troubles, and whenever they do, someone shouts for the conductor, who rises from his bed and hits his head painfully on the low ceiling of his compartment every time he is called.
Are the dangerous squares more hurts than Hollywood Squares?
Unfortunately the sign is underhand and when you lean to read it, as you may, you don’t caution attention and watch the overhead. So you get the hurts.
Not using the Third Eye Beam Cannon while running. Tanks
@sirpaulfan: Pac-Man has evolved LOL!