Buy this! It’s your odor

Sponsored by BigStank Shanghai Trading co.

Obnoxious odor by Christian Dior

Does a fart count

I like the natural scent

Perfum has less stanke than perfume

Looks more like a sweatshirt than a stank top.

I hope that is not pheromone perfume

This shirt makes no scents.

Smelly shirt and stank shoes. You will be the talk of the town, and not in a nice way.

Perfee perfi perfo perfum, I smell the…. WTF is that??

Neither wear perfume nor have perfum are necessary preconditions for giving out a

Smell

my favorite, Chanel number 2.

Will Chanel #9 hide the smell of #2?

I like to give out smells; it is far easier than trying to sell them.

Ok, I’ll try it, but I don’t think it will help, I had boiled eggs and Boston baked beans for dinner.

I love to give out a smell because I’m a pun gent. 😛

Charcoal underwear liners are in the next aisle.

Ah, the smell of exposed navel and really well-insulated neck.

Christian Odor?

– Oh, darling … You stink so beautifully today!

Smells Like Tee Spirit

Let me express myself. Pull my finger.

Like any tester, you have to peel off the shirt to smell the odor.

Your father was a hamster and your mother smells of urine soup

I couldn’t wear this, it would be bad for miasma.

I’ve made a new perfume. It’s called chloroform.

The women really fall for it.

I MISS URINE TESTER

A belly-sweat-shirt? Are we sure this wasn’t found in New Jersey? And in this case, if you smell the smelly smell of something that smells stank… it’s Axe Body Spray.

Wife: Does this shirt do me justice.
Hubby: You don’t need justice, you need mercy.

A “skank top” or as “stank top” ?

Oooo that smell…the smell of stank surrounds you

– Do not wash
– Dry until it stands

I hate multiple choice …

Made in a sweatshop? No, a regular olfactory.

Note to self: Never hire a literal-minded person to run a 1/2-off sale.
Although it looks like they took 3/4 off this one.

I make the smells that make the whole world stink.
I make the smells of sweat and unwashed dinks.
I make the smells that make the young girls cry.
I make the smells, I make the smells.

Barry Manilowest

Pull my finger.

Well, you’re not…TECHNICALLY wrong…

I’d love to know what it said on the part that got *cut* off…. Anyone else?Huh? Yeah?…?

I’ve got to take a reek.

You can’t wear your perfume and have your perfum, too.