That’s it, lightly.

It’s my horny, I’ll rub it as hard as I want!

Who are you calling old?

“It puts the lotion on the hose or else it gets the instructions again…”

If you’re using skin cream, it’s better to apply it before rubbing the horny.

I rub the horny whenever I look at naughty pictures.

An onanists delight

Are you sure that skin cream isn’t vaseline.

All your base instincts are belong to us.

It’s pretty normal for the cream to flow out after rubbing the horny.

If the product doesn’t work I’ll be writing a stiff letter to the manufacturer.

The spirit is willing but the skin is weak.

I kept rubbing rubbin on that darn old thing.

Also good for cainful porns on the toes.

Ol’ Horny faithfully makes a skin cream geysers at regular intervals.

Sounds like someone has a foot fetish.

My wife prefers to rub old horny darkly, that way she doesn’t have to look at it.

Product made in Wankeng, China?

I know this is one of the most repetitive type of Engrish submissions, but I for one will never get tired of rubbing the horny.

I’d rather rub the young horny heavily…

I once asked a women at a bar to “rub old horny”….

I got a drink thrown in my face.

How old is the horny? More than 4 hours? Uh-oh….

Just don’t Nivea, please

NOTE: In case the old horny is weak, rub the new horny.

Horny over heels?

Using soap as lube? Huh, never thought of that.

I am not so sure that “heels” is the right word to describe the “hard part”

@szk: They probably got confused with the fact that feet also have balls.

You mean I wasn’t supposed to boil my scorns first? That was the hard part.

And keep islent of manner.

Definitely the product for me!

Wait, where will I get the cream? oh yeah, after rubbing the horny. missed that part.

Oh baby, just read this, I get horny… Don’t, no, don’t take my horny away!

Rub the Dirty Old Man the wrong way?

Didn’t know Dominatrixes needed a special cream…

Hmm! That is precisely what I keep telling my wife.

If you do use it you may end up shipwrecked.

ie. Hand to the mast, and foam all around.

@Jack That is.

I once saw a T-shirt which said “DIRTY OLD MEN NEED LOVE TOO”.