River water drown be careful.

Well I’ve never seen a smart barge.

Yes, always practice safe up-and-down.

The passengers on the dumb barge go up and down, up and down, up and down. The passengers on the dumb barge go up and down, all through the water.

You stupid scow!

Hey, whatever floats your boat.

The up and down is provided by the ores on the barge.

Dumb barge sway movement? Next thing you know, hipsters will be saying they’ve been doing that dance for months.

Is this from a song in the 60s?

“Whoa, too much sway motion. All this up and down is making me sick. Dumb barge!”

Stupid stairs change level, foot step above below danger.

For fools barge in where angels fear to sway.

iBarge with MovementTime.
Sea sick? There’s an app for that.

Smart barge murder passengers and take over the world. Be careful.

I don’t care how much better the fuel economy is, those “Smart Barges” look too small and dangerous to me.

What is the app called? iRalph is already taken. 😛

Dumb barge is smart if it sways the passengers to do the up an down.

It will go nicely with my dumb waiter.

I believe they prefer to be called a mute barge.

That deaf, dumb, and blind barge sure plays a mean pinball!

Up and drown carefully, there’s a life jacket under the sea

Dumb barge sways because it’s blowing in the wind

I Jose Marease approve this sign

They are a mat e lot.

I guess they could be described as an Anti-life Jacket.

Q. What do you think of the Women’s Movement.

A. It helps a lot – especially right at the end.

@ Marum: Or … Not so straight jacket?

The up and down barge! Now I’m hungry for a burger.

Passengers get all the up and down but a dumb barge needs a tug.

I’m sorry, but this is the only gay cruise I could afford!

That’s ok if the barge is dumb. The passengers are idiots anyway. So it’s a pretty good (disastrous) combination.

@75rd They edited my comment about Nigerian Airlines and the straightjacket.

It’s not the size of the barge, it’s the movement of the river stupid! Now let’s do the ♫Sway♫ with Dino.

♫When the dumb barge starts to move,
dance with me,
make me sway.♫
♫Like the passenger goes up and down,
hold me close,
sway me more…♫

Yikes! Hong Kong is becoming China. Conclusive evidence.

Dumb barge…

Barges are the dumb jocks of the vessel world.

Watership Drown