Purpose of Safe in Social

Planket, you can’t heve enuogh plankets

5 and 6 have me worried

I’ve never heard of the knockoff of Tetris, Mettress

If you throw the bed things, it plugs up the holes where water leaks in?

9) Walk out tonight from 7-11 to lock the door on those who are robbing the store.

Islent is Oglden

OK, I’m gonna have to throw the bad things just to find out what a non-hole is!

Sorry I have no manner. It is lent to someone else.

I hesitate to ask where they want people to stick the key up.

I have a serious problem with my toilet, it has a non-hole. Where is my plunger?

I’m going to get me five cats and call them Mettress, Towel, Planket, Mirrow and Pilow.

Keep your gold and bucks to yourself! I hate it when people throw those around.

“…and if you want to be glad on me, that’ll cost extra.”

That’s a clever toilet!

Always wanted to stay in a place that has been cleaned by toilet water.

I prefer a tight the key-room.

Come in and go out… Make up your mind!

Yoda says you early pay, hm?

It’s too heavy to carry the safe around in my social life

Miss, Mr and Mrs follow regulation. Kids can wreck the guest house.

No problem, I’m pretty used to keeping my special thing to myself.

OK’ I turned of the light, water and fan, but where is the off switch to the too?

You can either keep the key on the table or stick it up there, whichever you feel is more secure.

So the only way to lock the door is to lock myself out by 11pm?

Can I early pay BEFORE living?

Do I have a right to remain islent?

Deer Miss, Mr, Mrs, the Hotel!

In case of instructions, I can most happily notify you that you are drunk, stoned or insane.
Thanx you!

– Costumer

PS: I can’t even turn on the non-hole of water, let alone claen. Bad things!

I’ve never heard of Islent of Manner

This is a blast from the past – y’all showed this EXACT same sign back in 2011. Even had the same tape marks. It’s a bit better photo, tho.

I’ve tried keeping my Bucks to myself, but I have a real issue with the antlers.

It’s hard to keep bucks to yourself. Their antlers can really poke you.

@72rd It is like “onisy of manner” only different

Aviodable disturbance shall be punished as follows: walk the planket and be marooned on the Islent of Manner.

Can I throw the good things without making a water hole?

If I had gold, bucks and other special things I wouldn’t be staying in this dump!

If i stick up the room key how could i loose it?.

Keep unaviodable disturbance to the person stay outside of the bedroom

It takes four hours to lock the door?

Stick up Key Room Where?

Stick ’em up! Especially the key.

OK, I’ll throw my Gold and Bucks into the non-hole. That’s a secure place to put them, right?

#1: Please pay before staying here. If we didnt do that, nobody would ever pay us, what with the non-hole in the room and the annoying neighbors being islent of manner.