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Popular in prison.
Kids would cut less if weren’t so easy to get.
Photo courtesy of Arielle Ballou.
Found in South Korea.
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The human cutter wristwatch is particularly popular.
Cut the crab!
All your uncles chopped to perfection without shedding a single tear.
For when you want to exacto revenge by knifing.
Warning: keep away from cardboard, paper and plastic. Serious damage may occur.
Slice someone so thin they only have one side.
Scalpel designs are getting weirder and weirder these days.
We all thought the knife was relatively harmless, then one day it just snapped.
Also available:
– Beheader
– Hair puller
– Bowel roller
– Nail remover
– Wind breaker
– Food cell boiler
Warning: Keep out of children.
– Hey! Who cut me off?!
Standard Emo accessory.
Works well on planes
Why are so many people so unkind
Oh, that explains my half-sister!
On sale now for just $ 9.11 !
It’s not a box knife, it’s a boxer knife.
My half brother said that dad told him that he is cut from the family.
For this job you need to stay sharp…
Could that someone be Mack the Knife?
Funny, it doesn’t look human to me.
Another great movie brought to you by Tim Burton after Edward Scissorhands.
Red is the new…erm, okay, it’s just blood. Lots and lots of blood.
THIS is why I can’t take nail clippers on flights…
Looks like the translation didn’t make the cut.
Some humans in my family are real cut-ups!
(cut-up, noun, someone who acts clownish or boisterous)
Jason Voorhees and Hannibal Lecter’s favorite tool!
“Made in Korea”? Guess KJU must be getting bored of execution by anti-aircraft gun.
our deluxe emo pack also includes a linkin park cd!
Endorsed by Jack The Ripper.
Look for it in House(Bolton)wares.
Cute.
I told you the tools have feelings.
I heard they’re going to get Hannibal Lecter as its endorser and poster boy. But I think the company preferred ISIS at the last minute. Hannibal is so yesterday. They are now changing the packaging for that.
It seems Gus Fring had another business besides meth and chicken.
Each snap off segment, is guaranteed for at least one thousand screams.
Q. How many men does it take to wallpaper a wall?
A. Depends on how thin you slice them.
@sirpaulfan. Of course. My mower never feels like starting.
CAUTION
May remove small parts.
Not surprised at all . . . those people would even eat dogs >_<
4 real.