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Sit down and have a beer
We’ll make a splash
Trying to read the rest of the sign, the wait time is 23-24 hours?
Maybe it’s an ad for new staff.
The restaurant where waiting in a very long line is part of the eating experience.
After you come, what is there to wait for? 😈
They put the wait in waiter.
Please wait to be never seated.
Me delay you long time.
I usually want to take a nap afterward.
I think I’ve been there.
They have a chain of pharmacies also.
At our restaurant, you have two ways to wait. The group comes first can wait the table and serve the food to the other group. The second group can wait at the table for their food to arrive. Anyone wants to come early?
Veni, vidi, expectavi….
Come and wait till we clean up the spilled coffee.
Try Our “Come and Discharge” Menu
Cust. Which queue should I wait in?
Waiter: The far queue.
It will be a while. We’re still cleaning the place up after the food-fight.
♫Mine eyes have seen the groly of the coming of the food,
It is serving in the café where the wait-staff all are rude.
Service will take forever for the cook is on the turps,
So it is not only the bouillabase that is completely stewed.♪
Waiter! I can’t wait anymore!
I already came three times but nobody waited.
COMING SOON
True hunger waits.
Save the hole in front for 23-24 hours
I’ll comment on this one tomorrow…
For the passionately patient…and the impatiently passionate.
waiter: sir, i’m truly sorry about the waiting. i’ll use inception right away to serve people faster and improve your wait time
*whips out sleeping mask and takes nap*
“Five… ten minutes,”
‘Eat & Drink’ must be a toilet then
– Would you like to come, Sir?
– No, I’ll just wait.
Guests are welcome to wait again
Known for our service! Not WELL known, but known.
I always like truth in advertising
Don’t want to delay your wait time? Take this buzzer and we will buzz you when it’s your turn to wait.