Hey, if you insist…

Just don’t say I warned you.

This sign is troubling

Trouble is caused at here!

In how many wayd

Trouble is my middle leg!

Lets troubles

Politeness goes a long way!

We apologise for the convenience.

OK, I can be a pain in the arse. Bend over!

Help! My life is too boring.

Don’t tell that to the Yakuza.

It’s such a relief to see a sign that isn’t telling people NOT to do something.

Meet my two year old and four year old boys. I’ll give one a hammer and the other a black magic marker. One, two, three, GO!

Annoyed at the ineffectiveness of the standard “no trespassing” and “no soliciting” signs, Japan has decided to try the “reverse psychology” approach.

Or else … I will not say ‘ni!’

Police cause me trouble

A journey into a frustrating land whose boundaries are that of boredom. That’s the sign post up ahead. Your next stop: the Passive Aggressive zone.

Do you feel lucky punk?

WARNING: NO CAUTION!

*steals sign* 😛

Say hello to my little friend.

I think I can probably do that.

Parking and loitering mandatory, trespassers will be welcomed.

Sign actually says something like, “We are sorry for troubling you with our construction work in progress.”

🙂

Move along, folks, something to see here, just move along…

Go ahead. Make my lunch.

The Japanese Dirty Harry Callahan.

With pleasure!

So how’s it going to be? Long term? An injury? A scandal? You want to be humiliated?

Oh you want me to call the police or the mafia or you’ll just get their attention yourself?

If you are an Asian lady I can assure you of that. If you are a Caucasian lady, it depends on your capacity, as much as mine.

That would be my pleasure and honour.