After his wife has been dead 7 years, he wants to enjoy the marriage again. Oh, gawd, it’s one of THOSE movies!
jjhitt
9 years ago
Ah, a touching romance with a berzerko psycho-bitch.
Too much like real life for me.
Droll not Troll
9 years ago
I feel your painful, bro.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
After seeing this, I’ll never re-marry every 7 years again!
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
I was dead. Now I can marry.
Frank Burns
9 years ago
You say his wife WAS dead?
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
The description is written in almost perfect English.
Therefore, the movie must be bloody awful instead.
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago
directed and produced by the Auditor.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
@ Frank Burns:
Two questions occur:
1. How long has she been dead?
2. Is she already alive?
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
If you liked this, watch ‘Scaringface’, featuring Alpa Chino
Big Fat Cat
9 years ago
Scary? What would you expect when you got married?
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago
@ Seventy2rd o clock You’ve been surfing this website far too long if you consider that “almost perfect English.” or therefore you must be bloody awful at writing it instead. 😉
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago
I particularly like the part of the movie where she asks if he would like to eat any “kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi…”
Odd how the formerly dead person ISN’T the scaring part.
Marum
9 years ago
@Nonsuch Ned. I found the Engrish pretty good too.
The doctors tell me, that the scarring on my brain will heal, and if I taker the medications I wont get the Headachies also. Life is good. :P:
Marum
9 years ago
No need to watch the movie – the admittance price scared me off.
Marum
9 years ago
@Nonsuch Ned. Do you know NZers are no longer allowed to take their wives to the football?
Apparently, they keep jumping the fence, and eating the grass. 🙄
tadchem
9 years ago
Starring Hanna Bulecter.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
CAUTION: Please do not Insidious
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
@ Nonsuch Ned: ‘Instead’ is the key! 😉
Nonsuch Ned
9 years ago
I admit, comparatively, better than most bootleg copy on the site. All but one are actual sentences!… even if they don’t mean what was intended… then we have that zombie wife and the scaring and the painful and the glaven and the flubber and the PRETTY LADY!
RT
9 years ago
mustve filled out the eharmony.com forms incorrectly
WorrierPrincess
9 years ago
“I know you’ve been dead for 7 years, but I still think we can make this work.”
Some people really have a hard time accepting that a marriage is over.
Eggrish
9 years ago
“he just can’t imagine this woman, looking innocent, is a horrible and bloody maniac”
Oh, buck up dude. It’s just a period.
Mr. Wrong
9 years ago
After 7 years, he’d better remember the lubricant.
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
She automatically became alive when married.
Long Tom
9 years ago
Is he going to marry Lorena Bobbitt?
Lollerskate
9 years ago
Who’d have thought the human cutter would marry!
Seventy2rd o clock
9 years ago
Flesh Dance – Maniac
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s married like she’s never been before
Bloody maniac, maniac on the floor
Bloody married like she never died before
SF
9 years ago
Alternate title: the Seven Year Bitch
Sparky
9 years ago
See-marriage is highly overrated.
EffEff
9 years ago
@tadchem: Cartoon version produced by two chicks named Hannah and Barbara.
Michael Oberhardt
9 years ago
That is actually a pretty accurate description of that movie, Takashi Miike’s Audition.
sirpaulfan
9 years ago
“Decent pretty lady, would you like to get scaring and painful together?” Who says he can’t imagine it? It’s what they’re ALL thinking.
The shining light
Or maybe the catwoman
I so scaring I sh!tting myself!
That is quite the audition performance based on the text. I hope whoever it is passes.
If he had been scarring that would have been painful
The seemingly innocent young lady: “Heeeeeeeere’s Johnita!” after using an axe to cut a hole in the door.
Saw it. I got scaring too.
After his wife has been dead 7 years, he wants to enjoy the marriage again. Oh, gawd, it’s one of THOSE movies!
Ah, a touching romance with a berzerko psycho-bitch.
Too much like real life for me.
I feel your painful, bro.
After seeing this, I’ll never re-marry every 7 years again!
I was dead. Now I can marry.
You say his wife WAS dead?
The description is written in almost perfect English.
Therefore, the movie must be bloody awful instead.
directed and produced by the Auditor.
@ Frank Burns:
Two questions occur:
1. How long has she been dead?
2. Is she already alive?
If you liked this, watch ‘Scaringface’, featuring Alpa Chino
Scary? What would you expect when you got married?
@ Seventy2rd o clock You’ve been surfing this website far too long if you consider that “almost perfect English.” or therefore you must be bloody awful at writing it instead. 😉
I particularly like the part of the movie where she asks if he would like to eat any “kiwi kiwi kiwi kiwi…”
“The Scaring” You will be pain…
Odd how the formerly dead person ISN’T the scaring part.
@Nonsuch Ned. I found the Engrish pretty good too.
The doctors tell me, that the scarring on my brain will heal, and if I taker the medications I wont get the Headachies also. Life is good. :P:
No need to watch the movie – the admittance price scared me off.
@Nonsuch Ned. Do you know NZers are no longer allowed to take their wives to the football?
Apparently, they keep jumping the fence, and eating the grass. 🙄
Starring Hanna Bulecter.
CAUTION: Please do not Insidious
@ Nonsuch Ned: ‘Instead’ is the key! 😉
I admit, comparatively, better than most bootleg copy on the site. All but one are actual sentences!… even if they don’t mean what was intended… then we have that zombie wife and the scaring and the painful and the glaven and the flubber and the PRETTY LADY!
mustve filled out the eharmony.com forms incorrectly
“I know you’ve been dead for 7 years, but I still think we can make this work.”
Some people really have a hard time accepting that a marriage is over.
“he just can’t imagine this woman, looking innocent, is a horrible and bloody maniac”
Oh, buck up dude. It’s just a period.
After 7 years, he’d better remember the lubricant.
She automatically became alive when married.
Is he going to marry Lorena Bobbitt?
Who’d have thought the human cutter would marry!
Flesh Dance – Maniac
She’s a maniac, maniac on the floor
And she’s married like she’s never been before
Bloody maniac, maniac on the floor
Bloody married like she never died before
Alternate title: the Seven Year Bitch
See-marriage is highly overrated.
@tadchem: Cartoon version produced by two chicks named Hannah and Barbara.
That is actually a pretty accurate description of that movie, Takashi Miike’s Audition.
“Decent pretty lady, would you like to get scaring and painful together?” Who says he can’t imagine it? It’s what they’re ALL thinking.
She was dead 7 years ago. She’s not dead anymore, though.