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PETIT-GREEN is made from small people!
If your tongue grew eyes, it’s time to check for radiation levels.
Tasted by the tongue with eyes. Mr. Potato Head’s mouth is strange.
Wonderfully my tongue can see new things
I really, really don’t want to taste a meal over which someone enjoyed himself.
One happy o’clock, must be time for a beer
It’s o’clock time to try this!
It’s always one happy o’clock at the wonderfully casual food and drink.
Can I order the O’clockwork Orange?
If your mother told you often enough to watch your tongue maybe you’d grow some eyes on it.
I’ve heard of undressing someone with your eyes, but this, this is new.
Go ahead, make my hour!
@DrLex: No cream of sum yung gai for you, then? 😛
@jjhitt: It likes to watch the salad dressing.
Order a combo and get a side of Hannibal’s famous Fava Beans!
Only to be tasted at happy o’clock!
And she’ll tease you, she’ll unease you, all the better just to please ya, all the boys think she’s a spy, her tounge has Betty Davis eyes…..
Want a drink? it’s happy o’clock somewhere. The eyes have it.
“An original dish can be tasted by the tongue with eyes.” Sounds like the latest music video from Tool.
I taste better than that gourmet meal being served
The Tongue With Eyes, one of Lovecraft’s Cthulhu mythos lost manuscripts.
Look out! Delicious lampshade at one o’clock!
Tounge with eyes?
It’s the chosen one!
Tonight on Monster Chiller Horror Theatre: The Tongue with the X-ray Eyes, in 3D! Aowooooooh, that’s a scary one, kiddies!
is it anything like Soylent Green?
Pet it Green or Spank it Pink.
I spy, with my little tongue…
Their entire menu is based on the original AD&D Monster Manual. The fun is in guessing which monster inspired each dish.
“Stop eating with your mouth open!” is answered by, “how on earth am I going to see my food then?” Just a random conversation overheard at Happy O’Clock diner.
Dr. Tongue serves black pudding (the AD&D monster) to Kitty Pryde, who eats it without opening her mouth at all.
I can only enjoy oneself over meal when I test it with testes
– Mommy, can I watch my food with my mouth open?
Wonderfully one o’clock happy!