Boat is gas powered.

I love Blazing Saddles

At last a boat powered by rectal propulsion.

The people on the Titanic should have farted more.

Your a** is glass!

Emergency stop peanut butter for life boat launching

Better if you eat chilli con carne, then it’s “break wind”-ow!

Caution: Butt[on] could be smelly

I’ll push the button if you pull my finger.

After the Fukushima accident, Japanese have developed alternative energy to replace nuclear energy.

Lifeboats will automatically launch if ship is stinking.

Can I practice pushing the button? I do have the whole breaking wind part down pat though.

Also, did you remember to swab the poop deck?

Warning: Push the button without break wind will result failed ignition.

Unless of course the lifeboat launched BECAUSE you broke wind…

That’s the worst ejection system I’ve ever seen.

Made in the 1970s- it’s a blast from the past.

Here comes that stinking feeling…

I broke wind but now I can’t find my button.

Not to worry.
If the situation was that bad, I would probably have already s–t myself.

I’m sure you have to push the butt ‘on’ first

For all those with broken wind

@DnT. And you probably think your ship doesn’t stink. 🙂

Actually. I’ll bet it is a Jet-boat.

Whoever thougt that the Titanic was unstinkable, should have visited the lower decks…

We don’t need no stinkin’ lifeboat!

NOTE: In case the life boat is under the sea, use a regular fartilizer

@Marum: Only when it’s a bumboat. 😛

A captain stinks along with his ship?

Is that a banana boat? How come it’s brown color?

so that’s why the titanic sank, they sharted; doesn’t count

Should button fail to function, just pull the captain’s finger.

Firstable, to stay away from the reality of those traps that people are facing, I would be felt some classes if I weren’t focus.

credit: Som Cu, NT. Aust.

Don’t forget to put on your windbreaker first!

It’s an old sailors’ tradition, but the various stories of how it started are probably apocryphal.

I don’t think that is a very efficient way to inflate life boats.

I don’t give a ship.

Stinking ship+Fart powered life boat… hmmm

I think I’ll just swim.

Um . . . like I am a wind-breaker?

like rats on a stinking ship