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Documenting the Engrish phenomenon from East Asia and around the world!
It Original Engrish--This site occured 1996
It’s there when you need it
You’ll find it when you get down there.
Photo courtesy of Raymond Magalong.
Found in Subic, Philippines.
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I am trying, but I can’t reach it!!!
There’s something fishy about this…..
It’s life jacket, but not where we know it.
You mean the life jackets don’t float?
To inflate life jacket, pull my finger. 😛
I don’t recall seeing floatation devices in “Little Mermaid”
Global warming is worse than we thought!
Darling it’s better down where it’s wetter.
Edit:
DROWNING is better, down where it’s wetter.
Once you find the life jacket, remember ascend slowly – See Scuba diving instructions for details.
They could shorten that to “life jacket defective”.
Passengers’ pee is under the seat.
Here’s an anchor to help you find it.
Must be a submarine
It’s a sea plane
(UL) Approved by Underwater Laboratories.
That’s what I get for flying AirAsia.
It’s not the water landing that’s scary: it’s looking for the life jacket.
When you pick up the the life jacket, Sebastian the crab will perform his famous “Under the sea” song for you
Last time I make travel plans using Ebay.
♫Would you like to be under the sea in an octopus’s garden with me? ♫
(The Beatles)
Death jacket?
It drowned!
You’ll never sea it again …
I Davy Jones, keep them in my locker.
Well, I’m just dying to put it on.
@Tong. Navy Dive Tables, have been tattooed on the back of the head of the passenger in front of you.
” That’s your answer to everything, to go under the sea. It’s not gonna happen!”
“Not with that attitude.”
-The Simpsons
That’s not surprising. The two pilots were seen kissing each other between the hangars.
so you need an oxygen tank to dive down long enough to find the life jacket that will save you from drowning.
makes sense.
We keep all our life jackets in the locker. The one with ‘D Jones’ on it.
Flipper can find it for you, because he lives in a world full of wonder,
flying there under, under the sea!
T is under the white-out.
As in ‘20,000 Leagues Under the Seat’
CAUTION: Use only if the water is not deep enough
1. Fall carefully into water
2. Take the child
Carefully fall into the sea and swim for your lives!
It sounds like go to hell
Hey, where’s the fun in always keeping it under the seat?
Who lives in a life jacket under the sea……..