I recommend going left

I recommend going left

posted on 23 May 2015 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Brian.
Found in Hong Kong hotel. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t go right, the service really sucks!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Thundercats to the right

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

There is no arrow for the bathrooms

Mineko Unabara
10 years ago

That’s what the Suck Ho building looks like on the inside?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

To anyone lucky enough to connect to this page: I find Firefox more successful at getting past the server issue than Safari. Hope the webmaster nails the problem soon, though. 🙄

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Somewhat ambulant

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Is that a nappy or a cup of coffee

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Man Ho Girl screw lounge or else it gets the hose again

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey Ho, Man Go!

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

Tiny bubbres, man!

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

For a quicky, go left; if you go right, you’re screwed.

Mineko Unabara
10 years ago

Tragedy is when I cut off my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open man ho and die.

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

I recommend staying in place until the crew comes. Or the man ho, take your pick.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Which way should I go? I don’t have a crue.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

The perfect place for a quickie

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

And icon on the bottom right represents Shi Ho.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@DnT Internet Deplorer merely gave up all together

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Mineko
The death of one man is a tragedy.
The death of a million me is a statistic.
(Mao Tse Dung)

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

nnnnnnnn Use at will.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

@Marum: Looks like the problem is fixed anyway. OTOH, something horrible has happened to the part of the HTML that generates emoticons! The new emoticons are almost pointless.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If you lay on your back on the ramp.

YOU MAY BE RUN OVER BY A BLOODY WHEELCHAIR!

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

😥

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

BTW. It actually looks as if he has been cut into three pieces.

Those wheels must be sharper than they look.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Man Ho is presently closed.

Watch for the opening date.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Hey! Where’s Engrish?!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

–> Man Hole

Well, that is just as bad if not worse.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Man Ho” — The call of the Happy People Pirates.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Man: You change the baby!
Woman: No, you change him!
Man: Make Wheelchair Person change him.
Wheelchair Person: But my arms are too short!
Woman: That’s better than our arms being permanently stuck to our sides.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Arrr! Tis a manly ship for manly men such as we!

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

I’m totally gung-ho on this sign.

JimS
JimS
10 years ago

Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It’s to the right we go!

Robert Coates
Robert Coates
10 years ago

Try the Velocity Bar first. You might get lucky for free.

sirpaulfan
sirpaulfan
9 years ago

Wow, these drinks are really…FAST!

Alph the Fox
Alph the Fox
9 years ago

Jjhitt, you took what I was about to say.

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