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Just I want your here.
I recommend going left
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Don’t go right, the service really sucks!
Thundercats to the right
There is no arrow for the bathrooms
That’s what the Suck Ho building looks like on the inside?
To anyone lucky enough to connect to this page: I find Firefox more successful at getting past the server issue than Safari. Hope the webmaster nails the problem soon, though. 🙄
Somewhat ambulant
Is that a nappy or a cup of coffee
Man Ho Girl screw lounge or else it gets the hose again
Hey Ho, Man Go!
Tiny bubbres, man!
For a quicky, go left; if you go right, you’re screwed.
Tragedy is when I cut off my finger.
Comedy is when you fall into an open man ho and die.
I recommend staying in place until the crew comes. Or the man ho, take your pick.
Which way should I go? I don’t have a crue.
The perfect place for a quickie
And icon on the bottom right represents Shi Ho.
@DnT Internet Deplorer merely gave up all together
@Mineko
The death of one man is a tragedy.
The death of a million me is a statistic.
(Mao Tse Dung)
nnnnnnnn Use at will.
@Marum: Looks like the problem is fixed anyway. OTOH, something horrible has happened to the part of the HTML that generates emoticons! The new emoticons are almost pointless.
If you lay on your back on the ramp.
YOU MAY BE RUN OVER BY A BLOODY WHEELCHAIR!
😥
BTW. It actually looks as if he has been cut into three pieces.
Those wheels must be sharper than they look.
Man Ho is presently closed.
Watch for the opening date.
– Hey! Where’s Engrish?!
–> Man Hole
Well, that is just as bad if not worse.
“Man Ho” — The call of the Happy People Pirates.
Man: You change the baby!
Woman: No, you change him!
Man: Make Wheelchair Person change him.
Wheelchair Person: But my arms are too short!
Woman: That’s better than our arms being permanently stuck to our sides.
Arrr! Tis a manly ship for manly men such as we!
I’m totally gung-ho on this sign.
Heigh-ho! Heigh-ho! It’s to the right we go!
Try the Velocity Bar first. You might get lucky for free.
Wow, these drinks are really…FAST!
Jjhitt, you took what I was about to say.