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posted on 3 May 2015 in Household Items
230mm…that’s what SHE said.
Photo courtesy of Alex Dennis.
Found on the bottom of a pan.
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Comes complete with a sheath
Just the thing for sausages
I’ve never heard of a Navrang fleshlight that does not get sticky
With those dimensions, that IS a pencil dick!
MFD 1214? These could be Genghis Khan’s measurements.
Something tells me this cockware has been hard for too long. It’s gone bright red!
Hit it with a spoon and it goes DONG!
Darling, it feels awkward, it is very long, but feels like a knitting needle.
Finally, something to stop the pages from sticking together.
Maybe MFD stands for My Fabulous Dick…
Cockware, thick like a worm
No ‘DO ME’ button?
Better than a cockoo clock
It sticks the cockware on its skin or else it gets the hose again
Cook a doodle doo!
from now on, cocking will never be the same
CAUTION: Do not use with Viagra
My wife won’t be satisfied with spaghetti-like cockware
– Sum Ting Wong?
– So Thin Wang!
NavRang – Cockware for the navel.
that’s when Batman’s man batarang went bad!
today on iron chef our contestants will make sure they work those spices into those breasts; let’s hope they give them a good rub!
– Mommy! I want to learn how to cock!
I wouldn’t touch it.
Well, you don’t want it to stick.
@Droll not Troll: More like the Dog-Meat General.
Nav rang, it was a booty call.