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I always smell nice when I shickered
Beer that yodels
The Helles does a refreshing deep throat. It’s not a habit, I swear!
It looks like that th
e beer has funny captions.
Preference of taste of authority of beer of descriptions of funny.
So this is what authority tastes like.
I am fragrant. I haven’t washed myself in three weeks.
I noticed the fruity fragrance and suddenly realized it was one of THOSE kind of bars.
I am a Drunkard and I want a Drunkel!
No more for you. You’re already Dunkle.
Normal temperature or warming? The sake warming debate continues. My opinion is that carbonation by humans is causing it.
A weizen authority is preferable to a stupiden authority.
Body is a good point. Usually at the top of the head.
That which we call a craft beer by any other name would smell as fruity.
Shakesbeer.
The dark beer roasts the malt for the next batch. It’s a sustainable beer ecosystem!
Hey, look! A talking beer!
Does a throat….. swallow in the woods?
If the wheat germ has done you a sore throat, the non-habit-forming beer will refresh it.
Let’s beer with funny!
– and is a beer?
– no, and is a refreshing!
Ich möchte ein Dunkel, bitte
Caffe alé, please.
I’m surprised, they got the spelling of the beer names right … seems their german is better than their english …
the first three are German for light, wheat and dark beers.
What the hell is oblong tea?
@Mark. Sie haben recht. Prost!
– Did you like the taste of authority, Sir?
– Yes. That’s why I called the police.
you know you’re REALLY wasted when the dunkel beer is talking to you and you haven’t even ordered it to drink it yet
Dunkel: I am black but comely.
My favourite beer is Franziskaner Dunkel Weissbier. Try it if you can. Just sayin’.
– A beer, please.
– Teddy bear or Fruity bear, Sir?
FOR WARMINGS SAKE!
If I was fragrant, I don’t think my body would have a good point…
Sweet Tea and Helles Jeff
@DnT If you like a Wheat Beer, and you are in Oz. Try Matilda Brewing Co’s. Redback Beer.
Es is fantastic! Mein favourit.
Corr: Matilda Bay Brewing Co.
Guess nobody has been to Germany ??!! All three ‘names’ above the beers are correct !! For a change that is !! haha
I love doing throats