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Wow, that is elegantl…
Well, I suppose a flower blooming in the toe is better than corn.
and the toe elegant romantic too, was elegantl…
Zapato de Dios!
@DnT: depends, if it is a sunflower, then it might be pretty painful.
At least they didn’t spell elegant as elephant.
@DrLex : If that happens it’s time to get a petalcure. 😛
I do love a petal shoe
Dios elegantl noble for the love of
So, who remembers the 60s band Blossom Toes?
Vaya Con Shoes!
Unlike fungus blooming in the toe
I make it a policy not to taste the charms of anything that grows on a toe.
The Shoes Always Shine On TV
The excitement of a newly-wed bride a the mall?
Blooming toes, they feel just like flowers!
Or as Mistress Domina would say : “Taste my elegant shoe, wimp!”
“I’m the man in the silver high-heels” -Ronny James Dios
They left the apostrophe out of “Dio’s.” Wear the shoes in the dark and they’ll show a rainbow pattern.
Para los pies de Dios
Go eat yer boot!
Foot Fetisism is mandatory in communist China.
Crema de zapato.
@72rd. As the lady said: “¡No! No un pie.”
Dios shoes. But does it speak English?
Do these make my butt look big?
– Can I help you, Madam?
– Adios!
This ‘elegant fashion’ tastes like shoe leather to me.
Was this what the Little Mermaid saw?
And God said “let there be light pink satin pumps with four inch heels and a charming peep toe”, and there were light pink satin pumps with four inch heels and a charming peep toe.
(And yes, I google shopped ‘light pink pumps’ to flesh that one out.)
In the beginning there was darkness.
Then the Lord said: “let there be light.”
And lo. He could see pink shoes for miles.
dios means loser in chinese..
Just be careful of the slime..
These belong to Dio Brando.
Insert toe elegant foot in mouth
Just add iOS
Dios mio! What would Jesus buy?
Reviving the millennium of footbinding and foot fetishism in China…
…And the three Wise Men came bearing gifts of incense, gold, and a pair of charming pink high heels.