Coffee Life

So whats that you’re doing with your bum

Make mine tea

This is the result of to many Irish coffees.

starbuck is selling wicked coffee now

Dip your wick in your own coffee! I’ll take ordinary cream in mine, not cream of sum yung gai!

Too onjt :lir for me

If love coffee, wick your coffee life

Yet another reason to not try Kopi Luwak.

“We’ve secretly replaced their regular Folgers Crystals with a powerful animal tranquilizer, let’s see if they notice…”

Bimewick? No, just cream, please.

Looks like someone dictated that text while drinking coffee that was too hot…

Coffee machine must be out of control

if ( COFFEE ) {
// Execute these translations if TRUE
}
else {
// Execute other translations if FALSE
}
:lir

– Did you like our coffee, :lir?
– Onjt!

Are they trying to emulate the sound of the espresso machine?

too much Bailey’s in this coffee, call for a cunning linguist!

“Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu Espresso Latte fhtagn!”

(Wildly obscure reference from ‘The Voicemail of Cthulhu’)

Nothing like a bit of bime juice in your coffee.

Love coffee if coffee is love.

I can’t tell whether the writer had too much coffee or too little.

@jjhitt: translates to “in his house in R’lyeh dead Cthulhu paces around with the jitters?”

Coffee is made at beer!

@Seventy No beer is made at coffee… Gosh get your facts straight!

Yes sir! I too am a very cunning linguist.

I am a Wicki. Get your parts out of my coffee.

Or. I will put the ancient chinese curse on you.

If rove esplesso, crap your hands!

“jim never has a second cup of coffee at home”

There was a man from Too onjt :lir
Who love coffee like if
When asked “Love my life”
He replied “Coffee life
your coffee limewick.”

@jjhitt. When Cthulhu switches to decaf, the end of the world is nigh.

There once was a man names Lear,
Who held a Chinese restaurant most dear,
When the waitress named Lee,
Said; Yu fer coffee,
He roared; No! I like it here.

This coffee made the writer have a seizure on the keyboard…

I didn’t choose the coffee life, the coffee life chose me.