Where’s my dinner, birch!

Let’s play!

Perhaps bare foot and pregnant is an option

Kirchen looks really cute (or cure) playing with that kitchen set in that picture.

Too clever to coork

The thing?! Chop, chop, and chop.

The girl’s name is Gretchen.

– But Mommy, I wanted tentacles!

at the bottom of the image: “All the fittings … are belong to us”

The thing of the kitchen keep you so clever while it makes the thing of the nourishment.

Buy these toys at the thing of the selling.

Go home, Kirchen!

Assembly instructions: put the thing in the stuff and connect the thingamajig to the gizmo. Your kitchen thing is now ready for a good time!

Now, with more melamine and lead!

“Daddy, why is Mummy’s thing bigger than mine?”

Some things are better left un-named.

Parents need to be careful when buying their daughter a plastic thing.

Take it from Gomez Adams: a Thing is a good thing to have.

I love the girl’s expression: “One more comment out of you and you’re getting this spatula right up the wazoo.”

“Tonight on Don Kirchen’s Rock Concert …”

Good job we don’t have the thing of the bathroom too…

If you can’t thing while working in the kitchen you can always whithle.

@Tom41: Too late!
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When the Thing is in the kitchen, he says, “It’s cookin’ time!”

An educational toy kirchen

Kitchen Thing: Swamp Thing got a job as a short order cook.

I prefer the chicken of the kitchen

@BFC Handel and Gretchen.

@Marum, it’s Faust and Gretchen. Faust made a deal with the devil to renovate the thing in the kirchen and Gretchen ran off with the Thing afterwards.

“The Thing of the Kirtchen”, is a title that could inspire a quality horror film. (starring my abusive wife!) ^_^

(sings) Something’s in the kitchen with Dina, something’s in the kitchen I know, I know…

Actually Kirchen = more than one church.

She may be praying for something

(sings) Something’s in the kirchen with Dina, something’s in the kirchen I know, I know…

(much better)

Ja, ich mag die spa in Kirchen.

Q; How do you like children?

A: Well done.

It chews one from corumn A, one from corumn B…corumns C and D hold up back of thing!

@Marum: She’s praying at flying eggs. 😉

Kinder Küche Kirchen

@Tankero.

That is: Taking Küche to mean “cuisine” or “plain food”

Some call her: “The Thing of the Kitchen”… We call her: “Megan”.

The John Bitch Society?

What’s wrong?