Surprise! It doesn’t work.

Now I understand what foot message really is

Look at that glittering pee around the feet!

– What’s this liquid on the floor I just stepped in?
– SURPRISE!

I always pee on my feet

Feet off!

I know feet have balls but this is getting a bit far-fetched!

Speed type: provides a firm and steady stream.

I think I’ve been to that website. 😈

“Easy & Surprise” — this is a true statement.

Maybe they mean “Peel”. You know, to remove horny.
[Like that somehow makes it better.]

Better than sh*t faced.

Suffering from water on the knee? We have a cure!

For the complete experience, crap your hands.

Ever feel your got that warm wet feeling when your standing.

Surprise you pee or have foot

Urine for a big surprise!

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am: Always? Even men sometimes need to pee sitting down. 😉

That’s my fetish ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

How do you get a foot to pee?

They have pink polka dotted depends for the feet, nice!

There’s a surprise in every box, just like cereal? This gets me so excited I could pee on my foot.

Peeing Tom missed the hole.

– Mommy! I have to peel!

To tell you the truth, I would very much prefer “foot pee!” to “foot peel” if it’s being administered by Ramsay Bolton.

Dude, stop urinating on those potatoes and read the recipe again.

My pig would like this – do they have hoof pee?

If urine line for foot pee don’t stand too close!

A golden shower will make your feel sparkle like gold.

@Biff the understudy

“Dude, stop urinating on those potatoes and read the recipe again”

That made me laugh way more than it should have

But the Hand Poo! Pack is hard and expected.

Careful! That urich acid packs a punch!

and try our new toe cheese line of products!

If you don’t like pee!, wash them in a swimming poo!

72rd Possums do pee on their feet, when they are extremely heat stressed. Apparently they loose heat through their paws.

@Huu Yuu | 7:21 am | I wish I could tell you, but unfortunately mine isn’t a foot long. 😛

Gives your feet real sex apee!

@ Droll not Troll: Especially when they peel!

@ Marum: But they can’t Easy & Surprise!

Inside: a blister-pack of delayed-release diuretics.

Let’s hope we don’t see a Chinese menu where a meal is made with pee! pods.