You can wash it but not bake it

You can wash it but not bake it

posted on 2 Mar 2015 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of Diane. 
Found on a shirt from Japan.  

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Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Instructions for laundering money? Make sure you get a clean getaway.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

You can’t bake the universe. Only the Big Bang can do that.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Therearetoomanyinstructionsforthisshirt

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Must be universal

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Sprain hands lightly while facepalming to these instructions

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Wash carefully very carefully

Filboid
Filboid
10 years ago

It’s so hard to find a shady and cool place to air the universe!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Honey, I shrunk the universe.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

So wait, you can wash with the hand-water, but not in water-wash. What’s the difference?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Add us on Spacebook

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Don’t eat a baked universe, it’ll give you asteroids.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

Make sure to air the ordinary universe after washing it. Don’t worry, you can’t bake the universe so you can leave in the (must be gigantic) dryer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Can wash?
– Can’t wash!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

Can’t bleach the universe. That would ruin all the dark matter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When the low temperature is whole and hot, your floorcloth is in an alternate universe.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This shirt is weird; it has spiral arms.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What are you washing glasses?

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

At least I can still sprain lightly with hands,
my wife will be glad to hear that.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Bro, do you even press?

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Shortly after the Big Bang, everything was hydrogen. Then the rinse cycle began.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The low temperature is hot. The high temperature is fusion.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

OK, I have dehydrated myself by not drinking any water for two days, and am now lying flat in a shady and cool place. Now what?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Can wash with water under 30 degrees, but cannot wash with water! It is a law of the non-baked universe.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s a proof Galaxy S must be waterproof

TS
TS
10 years ago

I prefer my universe deep-fried.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Extract from the “Idiots Guide to Mess Up the Universe”

Angryeyes
Angryeyes
10 years ago

You can’t have your universe and bake it.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I loved that book, “The Laundromat At the End Of the Universe”.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Don’t tell me what can’t be done!

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

You can’t bake the universe?
Then why all the comparisons to cosmic expansion being like raisins spreading out in a loaf of rising bread?

Sparky
Sparky
10 years ago

Instructions are half-baked.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

If The washing-machine can’t water wash.

IT’S F—EN ULYSSES

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Sorry Stephen Hawking, you’re wrong.

The universe is actually a giant washing machine.

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

@Huu Yuu. Vere is dis big bang comrade?

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

When I hand wash my thing in water of 30F, it turns blue and shrinks up.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The Creation Myth of the Garment Care tribe.

tai fu
tai fu
10 years ago

You will be baked, and there will be cake.

pasdrole
pasdrole
10 years ago

@Huu Yuu You have to consult the laws of physics!

Auntie
Auntie
10 years ago

100% Engrish of the highest order!

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Isn’t Can’t Bake the Universe a Green Day song?

Salome
Salome
10 years ago

I didn’t realise the universe came with care instructions.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Turn that thermostat down, are you trying to bake the whole universe?!

Mineko Unabara
10 years ago

Dehydrated universe, just add water.

RT
RT
10 years ago

now char-broiling on the other hand…

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

So much Engrish, so little time.

I'm Japanese
I'm Japanese
10 years ago

Even Japanese texts are weird on it. Some of them don’t make sense. So I assume it’s Changrish rather than Jangrish. And well, also #chapanese

Will Pitts
10 years ago

So does this rule out making an apple pie from scratch?

(Obscure joke. Google it.)

coffeebot
10 years ago

the universe WAS smelling a little musty

Wax Frog
Wax Frog
10 years ago

Stephenhawkingabriefhistoryoflaundry.

The Dude
The Dude
10 years ago

The last 2 lines the spacebar totally quits.

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