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west is for evil
And all enemy are west
I want to play the new Nintendo Wiielimely
Show your mind as you debase a go go
When thinking about the next world it’s easy to become overwhelimely.
I decided to decisively fire the decisive freedom beam to successfuly devisely liberate the decisive courage.
It’s your decision to decide to take decisive action decisively, with extreme decisiveness.
All your debase are belong to us.
And if you decide not to decide, you still have decided to make a decision. (all apologies to Rush fans “Freewill”)
No trigger guard on a ray gun? What kind of madness is this future?
I want to try to do anything!
But I take indecisive action indecisively
So I can’t.
Some of my best friends are don’t whelimely.
Bloody hell.
I don’t care how bad of a mood I could be in; I can come here and get even grouchier…
No, really: I can come here and just look around, and every single time, I find something that is SO ridiculous (and/or ridiculously funny) that I HAVE to laugh!
I just love how that happens.
I’ve probably said it a thousand times, but this site is better than any paid-for therapy session!
No one can accuse them of indecisiveness.
Q. Do you have trouble with procrastination?
A. Can I get back to you on that?
Spock: We come in peace.
Kirk: Phasers on KILL Mr. Checkov.
This advertisement underwhelms me.
I lost my mind. Can I still go to next world?
Let’s get ready to rumble. Let the debasing begin.
@Stargazer.
Also, try; http://www.darwinawards.com
I find that site paralysingly hilarious.
Be sure to read the one about the two homosexuals and the Gerbil. The thought of a burning Gerbil flying out his a–e like Halley’s Comet, reduces me to hysterics every time. (poor Gerbil, but, death was probably preferable)
The Next World, the final frontier!
I am Hugo A-Go-Go from Batfink and I endorse this T- shirt
@FB. Ray Gun? I thought it was a powered sex toy. Thus a trigger guard would not be needed.
A trigger “lock on” could be problem too.
The next world … let’s try to do anything … but obey the futuristic gun control laws.
Quite decidedly one of the funniest I’ve seen.
I frequently try to do anything but rarely succeed.
I never wiilimelied in my life but I suppose in the next world I’m going to have to try.
So if you decide once to take decisive action decisively, do you ever second-guess yourself?
I’ll do anything to get into next world! Where is my ammo?
Go, Freedom Beam! Your time is now!
Any of my friends that are do whelimely get shipped West!
All friends are East.
West people are so much whelimely.
I once decided to take decisive action to decisively NOT talk to them.
I’m not decisive enough to decide to try to do anything…decisively.
Where should I go? I can’t decide.
I wanna grow up to be a debaser. But I hear life is pretty good as un chien andalusia as well. I’ll have to take decisive action decisively soon – in the next world, you can try to do anything, but you don’t always succeed. I hope I have good luck!