Pilgerer an Towright

Perhaps Fun Sway

The Pilgerers have left the place empty for the towrists

For fawlty towrists

This must be the pilgerest sign ever

If they gather all the towrists in one place, the explosion would be epic!

What the heck is a Pilgerer, someone aspiring to be an award-winning journalist?

Spello. Should be ‘twowrist’.

Unauthorized pilgerers will be towred away at their own expense.

Maybe ‘pilgerer’ is a misspelling of ‘pillager’? Pillagers are somewhat like tourists, only slightly worse mannered…

To wrist, or not to wrist: that is the question:
Whether ’tis pilgererer in the mind to suffer
The slips and errors of outrageous Engrish,..

Oops! I seem to have erred.

The Tow that can be spoken is not the tow.

The rape and pillage business just isn’t what it used to be.

“Honey, I found the spot for our destination wedding!”

Hmmm…”pilferer” maybe? How efficient of them to bring the tourists and their pickpockets together in a nice venue to get that aspect of traveling in a foreign country right out of the way…

“Pilgerer” is the german word for pilgrim, maybe this was the messup…

The Pilgerer Award is the Chinese equivalent of the Pulitzer Prize in uncovering Engrish for entertainment.

Pirate Pillage Tow Truck Center Company

John Travolta dictated that sign.

Pilferer and towrist. car thieves?

Taoist Pilferers Society – May your thievery become one with the baked universe.

Raper Pillager and Burner.

Divorce Lawyers.

Q. Why are handcuffs like, travel agencies?

A. They’re both made for two wrists.

I get it!

This is the Taoist Temple, in Pilgerer Minnesota.

Except it is in Edina.

Could’ve read Pilgerfahrt centre–leading to the question: ‘Where are the other facilities?’

Is this where I pick up the pills for my carpal tunnel syndrome?

Stop tall-shaming the Towers. That’s Towrist.

They are opening a new chain of rehab centers for the linguistically challenged.

they get most of their income from Towrism

Not necessary. I quit pilgering years ago.

Pyromaniac pilgerers turned the centre into a towring inferno. Despondent survivors lurked in undamaged portions of the lobby.

Pilgrim and Tourist Center