I should hope so!

This theater does not show incest pornos

This theater strictly enforces the laws against incest.

Toto, I don’t think we’re in Arkansas any more.

The theater has been treated with incesticide.

“I’m sorry. We did everything we could, but he didn’t make it through the Coming Attractions.”

It’s OK to enter nurses.

Poor Strictly, he just can’t get a break!

I suppose pets are out of the question

So no sense of adventure

Guess I won’t be channeling my Uncles Ghost anymore.

Penetrating strangers is just frowned upon.

In plain English, ” Mom, don’t disturb my intimate time with friend”

@timmy — It’s ghosting your uncle’s channel they’re concerned about.

This is an Einstein-free zone, pal.

well thats the Royal family f*****

but in case of incest, break glass to throw emergency shoe at offenders

@jjhitt—–Now THAT’S funny!

Coming soon in a theater near you

Is this why the red states are so paranoid about Sharia law?

There once was a young lad from Arabia.
Who didn’t know the difference between arson and incest.
So he set his sister on fire.

A man entered the theatre in the dark, and accidentally sat on a young lady’s lap.

She tossed him off, into the aisle.

Unless you’re from the South.

I take it this is not the place to have conjoined twins separated.

Ahmed was devastated when he arrived at the theatre, for he realized the long-planned revival of “The Rocky Horror Picture Show” just wasn’t gonna fly in his home town.

Under penalty of whipping or stoning?

(seriously now, where was this taken? The photo doesn’t give location credit)

Well Kentucky, I am afraid that we can’t see the new 300 after all. Well maybe next Senator.

I always enter absolutes.