…and drink tikets can be bought from the stretching machine.

I don’t think I’ll have the wild goose

Bend where

@algernon: Ben Gay

Futurama-land?

Don’t go on a bender on an empty stomach.

Save time. Take your meal directly to the compactor. Thank you.

The card says Strawberry Cheese Cake, but they look like little rocks.

Should be ” Please buy meal for ticks at the lending machine “

I am Bender. Please insert gider.

You want meal tiket? Get bent!

“Kiss my shiny metal a__.”

Buy meal tiket at machine that tell you bend over and take it

Sounds like a bum deal to me.

Bento box meals?

I’m down with that.

@algernon: Brilliant first caption! 😆

I bought a meal tiket and all they gave me were pretzels.

Gender bender?

– Mommeee! Look, I’m bending … !

That’s what the said.

RACK ON!

The Highland Park?
It’s all clear.

Approved by: Ben Doon and Phillip McCavity.

Sorry. No Tickee. No Bendy.

@jjhitt.

Comes with free puntas roccas.

Perdon hombre – sharp rocks

Actually: Rocas de fresa = strawberry rocks

The bending machine is where you find out the price of the tickets. Bend over!

Take advantage of this service while you can, in around a thousand years he shall give you nothing but offers for kissing shiny metal.

i’ll make my own bender, with blackjack and hookers! eh, forget the bender.

Happens every time I use Ticketmaster.

I tried to buy a meal ticket, but the bending machine just chugged a beer and told me to bite its shiny metal a**.

Begetarian menus abailavle?

I have no yen for bending machine…do you take Canadian quarters?