That’s what he said…

That’s what he said…

posted on 23 Feb 2015 in Household Items

Photo courtesy of Mark.
Found at a Daiso dollar store in Canada (imported from Japan). 

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algernon
algernon
10 years ago

Just be careful where you poke that.

algernon
algernon
10 years ago

47.2 inch well your a big boy then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I know the type who screws holes and erects …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I don’t thrust this product

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

29.5 to 47.2 inches! He’s a shower and a grower!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

When you want to screw holes, the association Is not what you need to separate.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Yes, her cans use to erect, but then she turned 50. And you know the rest.

timmy
timmy
10 years ago

Oh yes, I used to have a super thrust pole as well.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

I don’t know one can screw a hole any other way!

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

If your Super Thrust Pole stays erect for more than several hours, see a doctor immediately.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

It’s the girth (25-28 mm) that matters.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
10 years ago

It is simple to install! I was born with mine…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I thought Polish jokes were out of style.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I saw Thickness Of A Pole in concert once.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“The association is not easy to separate” … dogs have this problem.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

I tried using my own super pole this way, but eventually my shirts always ended up on the floor. 🙁

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Part of promo campaign by the Erection Party of Japan.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Porn movie script, scene 3.
– Hi, I am the type that screws holes for a time.
– Oh my! Such thickness of a pole.
– 0.984 to 1.1 inch, baby. I can use it to erect too.
– But what about installation?
– Install is simple, but the association is not easy to separate.
– That’s a super thrust pole indeed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
10 years ago

This pole could be just the thing for “closet” homosexuals.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

WARNING: Virus detected, erection completed. Please eject …

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Ahh, shut your screw hole.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

So that’s where my superthrust pole went. The little woman has been getting on my case of late.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

As if that was unintentional Engrish.

Mr. Wrong
Mr. Wrong
10 years ago

jjhitt: Re: associated dogs, I saw that once in the poor section of town. A bunch of school kids were trying to figure out how to effect a separation; the dogs looked otherwise disengaged. No need for family life education there.

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

If my Super Thrust Pole was that long, I’d never come out of the closet!

Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

And it makes a dandy Staff of Ra.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The more you polish it, the stronger it gets.

RT
RT
10 years ago

careful men! buying this for your wives may cause them to ignore you altogether

Marum
Marum
10 years ago

Enough recommendation.

It will screw holes for a lifetime.

You want MORE?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

They’re really proud of that extra 0.2″.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

@Biff the Understudy: Or a Rod of Lordly Might?

spareocean
spareocean
10 years ago

Damn! Japanese porn are always one step ahead.

TS
TS
9 years ago

DrLex that is brilliant, a classic, ROFLMFAO!

coffeebot
9 years ago

If the screw holes, don’t try to stop it

szk
szk
9 years ago

A BIG attraction at Kanamara Matsuri

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

This was not mentioned in the Kama Sutra.

Marum
Marum
9 years ago

Once the lady’s eyes cross, you should stop thrusting in, any further.

SeanJohn
SeanJohn
9 years ago

Erections and screw holes, the association is certainly not easy to separate.

ed
ed
9 years ago

The association is not easy to separate without a bucket of cold water

chaoticbaboosh
8 years ago

erect too but not one

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