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Running low on gunpowder!
Also, apply more fries in case of bleeding.
Photo courtesy of D’Arcy-Jean Milne.
Menu found in Beijing, China.
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Taking ‘spicy’ to the next level.
After all that mayhem the flesh and blood wasn’t fit to eat, which is why this is a vegetable dish.
It’s odd that they translated the character on the left as “Dry”.
I think most of us know another common meaning, which would describe the condition of the flesh and blood!
Sorry, on the right. 🙄
No one expects a plate of vegetables with a flower
Human beans did that
Explodes fries send hot grease everywhere and that truncates the flesh and blood into dry.
I’m worried about the Explodes flies. They love food made of flesh and blood and are numerous.
The fries are actually tiny sticks of C4.
Feeling adventurous? You’ll also love our salmon that punctures the body.
Truncation : It’s what’s for dinner.
Bomb Frittes.
Possible ad slogans:
If you’re not in pain, it’s not our chow mein.
If you ain’t bleedin’, it ain’t good feedin’.
It’s better to blow up than to throw up.
Could be worse. Imagine if they exploded fried crap.
Forbidden by the Geneva convention.
Sponge Bomb.
Entrees of mass destruction
Fries aren’t as bad for you if you order them without salt, though.
Favorite dish eaten by bomb carrying jihadist before they go on their missions.
Explosions, flesh, blood, and fries. Ingredients for a wonderful afternoon.
But is the taste Kim Possible?
Bomb Appétit!
Exploding cholesterol? Guys, I think the terrorists have truly learned the way to destroy good ol’ ‘Murica now.
“Imagine if they exploded fried crap.”(Droll not Troll)
Was that by Lennon?
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“Entrees of mass destruction” (Ben)
Alternatively, entrees of “mess destruction.”
Erm…thanks, but I think I’ll just have the hamburger instead. No fries.
Michael Bay kinda loves this dish.
It explodes! It fries! It truncates both flesh AND blood! The amazing Ronco BFGomatic 9000! Only $19.99!
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funnily enough , your intestines can explode .