Respect customer friend
posted on 17 Feb 2015 in Chinglish
Photo courtesy of Elaine Wood.
Found in China.
(106 votes, average: 4.33 out of 5)
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Bring Italy to China!
Quality dishes are quality.
Italia, I thought we were in China
We strongest respected friend
Will this comment be approved grateful abound?
I don’t want to dish the quality because I strongest wish it.
I’m Grateful Abound and I approved these comments.
Our dedication is damp and salty.
Drop in the ocean and have a nice dedication
Hello! my friends!
what
I welcome your welcome, and what are you talking about. Caption is approved at here? respect, low price
Your satisfaction customer friends,
Dong Giuseppe
PS: How can store dining? I can wish the fish dish!
Your satisfaction is we strongest wish !
And we will never say “Screw the fish”!
I would like to store dining. Does it need to be refrigerated when it’s stored?
Make me happy. I’m so hungry I don’t want to eat Italian, I want to eat italy!
If-a you happy and you full, crap-a you hands!
Today I feel only 78% Italy. But tomorrow, I will feel full Italy.
Toto, I don’t think we’re in Italy any more.
Would you like some quality with your quality, quality and quality?
Naturalizing a chinese into an italian requires a full stomach of spaghetti.
The Naturalization Alfredo comes with a Green Card salad.
They promised me Italy and naturalization, but all I got was a drop in the ocean.
The industry usually leaves more than one drop in the ocean…
China: the Lampedusa of Asia.
– Can it speak Chitalian?
– Ye! I si!
Mama Mia, that’s-a spicy rice ball!
This shop is owned by Marco Polo.
@Big Fat Cat: I think whoever wrote this sign was playing Marco Polo.
Your translation is not we strongest ability.
We strongest wish guaranteed – to respect your customer friend satisfaction, not the customer.
Drop in the ocean, sorry no life boats.
Come in a guest, leave a naturalized citizen of Italy!
Make sure you happy and full of Italian food.
– Sign at Italian restaurant in China
A customer friendship doesn’t last long.
Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
Quality, quality, quality, quality, quality.
Wonderful quality, wonderful quality.
That random word generator is a bit too random.
With enough exclamation marks, you too can become a naturalized Italian.
No thanks, I’ll just take half of Italy.
OK! Bend over.
(Australia relevant; Hep A cause by eating Nanas Frozen Berries)
Look Chang! Please stop crapping in “Nanas Berries”.