Maria made the best pork.

This is what happens after she took the letter

So is maria the pig

Ave Deep Fried Maaariiiiiaaaaa!!!

The pig, Maria, got married in the sun and then got deep fried.

This happens when you Mary Christmas.

She was such a nice grill …

Tell me about your three-legged pig.

“Maria is a very special pig. She fetches my slippers and tucks in bed at night. And she has save my life several times. Once, she woke me up when the house was on fire. And another time, she rushed a home invader and chased him away.”

So why does she have three legs?

“Maria is a very special pig. You don’t eat special pigs all at once.”

The great thing about marrying a pig is you can eat it when the marriage goes stale.

Ned? Ned Beatty? Is that you?

Are you OK?

Deliverance: the Director’s Cut

“How do you solve a problem like Maria?” – The Sound of Music.

Answer: By deep frying her.

Mary in Thailand

“How do you fry a sun bride like Maria?”

♫ Maria! I just ate a girl named Maria! ♫

The new hit song (and new dance craze) from Psy.

Maria! I’m in love with a cut named Maria!

Maria Maria Maria!
I’ve just met a pig called Maria!

– Maria? Can’t you squeak English?
– Yes! I am!

Thai — the world’s most efficient language. That much meaning packed into only three syllables!

Of all the horny gods, Apollo had the worst taste.

Poor Maria, Richter gonna cry

I’m so confused now,
If his secretary was a pig, how could she type?

prepare to… fry?

Maria won’t be a bride until pigs fry.

I said I wanted my pork marinated, not married!

I’ll stick with West Side Story. This East Side Story is way too weird.

Maria the Goose, meet Maria the Pig.

Does the space program use pigs now?

Don’t tell PETA

I thought she was a lamp

That sure is one way of solving a problem like Maria.

@BFC Sori tumas wantok.

Just don’t ask for Prik Nam Pla with that.

After the beautiful pig Maria married the sun and went on their honeymoon something had to be done to make the tragedy not a complete waste.

“She’s always late for chapel, but her penitence is real
She’s always late for everything, except for every meal
I hate to have to say it, but I very firmly feel Maria’s not an asset to the abbey

I’d like to say a word in her behalf
Maria makes me laugh

How do you solve a problem like Maria?”

Well somebody found a way.

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She’s married to slow-talking Walter, the fire engine guy. (No additional points for knowing the reference. )