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I don’t think he did it…
posted on 24 Feb 2015 in Menus
I guess I’ll cross the grapefruit off my list….
Photo courtesy of Dennis Kroger.
Found at Japanese buffet.
Japanese says: “Grapefruit Danish”
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It refuses to contain nuts
But the apricot doesn’t
The Grapefruits Who Say ‘No!’
But no grapefruit
And it will maintain its denial, cumquat may.
When it heard the accusation, the grapefruit was pithed off!
Grapefruits denies that they contain flour, milk, egg, nuts because it would have to be a fruitcake to have that.
grapefruits denies the lies that they dies.
Grapefruits denies any connection to the graph in the net
The grapefruit wasn’t sure what the Japanese were charging it with because it only understood mandarin.
At least contains accepts
Grapefruit denies that it contains flour, milk, eggs and nuts because it’s one smart cookie!
It’s quite typical that grapefruits denies but that doesn’t necessary mean it does not contains nuts.
Grapefruit: Contains no grapefruit.
May contain nuts.
NO! I DO NOT!
When the Grapefruit discovered it was Denies, it emigrates to Finland and becomes “Finished”
The lettuce took the wrap.
Rearrange the letters to Grapefruit N De Ies…more accurate.
“NO FRUIT FOR YOU!”
Damned grapefruit deniers.
Methinks the grapefruit doth protest too much.
Grapefruits denies. Gropefruits erects.
Grapefruit denied, and people died.
YOU can’t handle the FRUIT!
Caption is denied at here!
Oh no, that means they’re going to trot out that tired old “97 doctors” meme.
did the grapefruit hire johnnie cochran?
If the citrus fits, you must acquits…
Ok, bill also denied
Does not contain grapefruits
Your Honor, I plead the figs.
But we have video evidence of The Grapist breaking and entering…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGV8ju5NJBU
It’s gotta be Tony Abbot’s fault.
Dura lex sed lex.
If the climate keeps getting hotter, by 2050, all of the worlds capitol citruses, will be submerged by up to 4 feet of grapefruit.
Meanwhile unconfirmed reports allege that the pomelo has been receiving medical attention for grapenuts flakes.
Because of some of the immune-suppressant drgs I take I can no longer eat grapefruit. ;cry: I love grapefruit for brekkie.
The pineapple told me that the grapefruit lies.
behind the story of “The Grapes of Wrath” by John Steinbeck.
Mandarins speaks