Ask about our Branch Davidian special…

Warning: may contain traces of Kool Aid.

I’ll have the cheese wiener pizza a la cult.

Come to think of it, this would definitely contain nuts.

This is what happens when Scientology invades Japan

Beware of the sausages

Goes nicely with a.k.a beer

I wonder what a wiener cult would be like…

From Jonestown perhaps

They are followers of the profit, who believe in Cheeses.

– And more to go, please.

Is Ken coming with Barbie Grill?

@ Huu Yuu: Same as most cults, most members would get shafted eventually.

Pizza-flavored wiener sausages. Now there’s a market opportunity.

Wiener Cheese …. something that makes the Selected Rectums sound good.

I have the Blavatsy Burger, a Moon Pie, a bag of Koresh Krisps and a Aum Shinrikyo Shake. And two Manson meals for the kids.

Pizza-weiner sounds more like a skin disease than a cult.
Worship the cheese instead.

Is that Onan brand weiner cheese? (Gen. 38:6)

It used to be all these cult items were half baked; now they hired this Koresh guy and everything is overcooked.

My wife will have the Tom Cruise pizza Weiner please.

Blessed are the cheese-makers.

In middle east, it’s called ISIS Kaboobs.

I’ll have blue oysters on mine, please.

@HuuYuu google “Kanamara Matsuri” was at least once-a-year wiener cult 😀

The pizza wiener cheese cult is created by the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Pizza weiner? I’ve never sausage a thing.

Pick your poison.

“I’ll never be your pizza weiner…”

@jjhitt The weiner actually comes with the rectum now!

Jesus is my Assistant Chef

Comes with Waco Sauce

Manger,

I write to complain about your menu. It has made inappropriate comments about cheese to me and my family, and prolonged our visit by adding membership fees for the Church of Scientology to our bill without our knowledge. We ask that you deal with the situation accordingly.

P.S. The food tasted like…well, I’d rather not say.

This is NOT selected.

Pizza with wiener and cheese? I’ve seen enough delivery dudes in movies to know where this is going…

L. Ron Hubbard went to the cupboard, for some pizza-wiener cheese.

Hey, why aren’t your a la cult meals free, like the Moonies’?

I. Charles Manson. Approve this menu.

@DnT Blessed are the Cheesemakers, for they shall inherit the earth.

(from the Holy Grail – movie)