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Will cello phone fit?
It fit into your life
This is so touching … !
It appears to be tsunami proof
Tidal current is when you drop the phone in the toilets and flush.
Your Tidal current will look as nice as the Emperor’s New Clothes.
In case this is a collection, where are the other case?
So fashional! Much environmental! Such cool!
International advanced instrument: The spicy cello phone noodle salad
The only phone case made from recycled condoms.
“Be cool Honey Bunny, Be cool!”
Go with a flow when tide is high and fashion low
when perfectly combine with Tidal current, you turn into superman.
I don’t really want my phone to combine with any tidal current. Not even if that’s fashional.
Nice logo,but can it carry a tune?)
‘Yum’ Recipe:
1. Boil water from Tidal current.
2. Add noodles.
3. Add cello phone, piano phone, gramophone etc.
4. Carefully put in case.
5. Caution: exclusively touching – case sensitive.
6. Case closed.
7. Cool!
You won’t be able to use your phone while it’s floating on the tidal current but at least you’ll know it’s fully protected.
The tidal bore works for; Te Ku Trade Co.
If you need that much “protection” for your Mobile Phone, you are probably sticking it somewhere it should not be – stuck.
A storm surge is like more fashional.
Tidal current: the revolutionary new low-frequency alternating current.
Logo idea stolen from NeXT.
TOUCHING
ME I’M
COOL
So… a bunch of phone cases washed up on the shore and these guys are selling them.
Remember Spongebob’s Tear Sweater? Well, these guys learned to weave out of the mighty ocean itself.
@Lollerskate: Polywater!
Perfectly combine with Tidal current: came from the North Pacific Gyre Environmental product: Well, we didn’t specify it was GOOD for the environment, we just said it had something to do with the environment! Imported environmental material: washed up on Chinese beaches from the North Pacific Gyre International advanced instrument: an advancing tide of technology-related trash floating in the ocean, from many countries Newest idea: Well, tell me someone else who has had the idea of making phones out of floating Pacific garbage! Lead a tidal current and fashional life: Coining words and idioms for the same reason Shakespeare did:… Read more »