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Can’t argue with this fence…
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But the fence is.
Death is easy to fall carefully.
The Zen of Trespassing
Also, life is stupid to climb when the gate is unlatched.
Life is easy to enter!
Careful you don’t fall off and bruise your soul.
“We only live once, so please climb harder!” 😀
I’ll pole vault instead
Open the gate instead
Life is like a box of fences, you never know what you’re gonna climb.
Sorry folks, park’s closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.
Climbing your life is one way to get over yourself.
It’s easy if you’re a low-life.
The weird thing about this, is that the translation seems mostly correct. Literally it reads “life cannot climb easily”. It may be a variation on some idiom.
This quote is from the movie “Follest Gumpy”
@DrLex: so normals can’t climb it but zombies can?
It’s life, Jim, but not as we know it… Look at it scurry up that fence.
Don’t mind the gap
It’s a long way to the top, if you want to rock and roll.
Ministry Of The Fence!
YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Not easy, and you always fall off in the end.
“Life… don’t talk to me about life.”
Depends on the “scale” of difficullty.
@72rd It may be easy to enter. But! None of get out of it alive.
@72rd
MINISTRY OF:
De fence
De gate,
and
De rangement
My lady was not easy to climb either.
But it was well worth the effort. 😈
The trouble with life is: You don’t get extra time for bad behaviour.
@The_YongGrand. When I am harder, I find it difficult to climb anything
as luck would had it, confucious managed to find a side job to support his ministry… unfortunately, his customers weren’t exactly pleased at his work
You do the crimb, you do the time…
Once does not simply climb into life.
So says Confuzius.
This is an ancient Chinese trespasser proof gate. It has small, very sharp fish hooks, fixed to top rail. It has no alarm attached. The trespasser provides that, when he runs round the compound screaming:
OHMIGOOOLEYS, OHMIGOOOLEYS, OHMIGOOOLEYS!
It’s the gate to the fortune cookie factory.
Oh, for climbing out loud, make like a Nike and “Just DO it”.
Be sure carefully to fall gently the fence when climbing upgrade. No urination the fence or it take your life and bury the smiling grass.
Death’s no picnic, either.