I think we got cut off…

posted on 9 Nov 2014 in Chinglish

Don’t lose your head!

Photo courtesy of Ian Brown.
Found on a hotel phone in Xining, China.

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Fried rice…for life

posted on 8 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

I love Swedish food…

Photo courtesy of Phil Hopkins.

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Spontaneous Toasteration

posted on 7 Nov 2014 in Signs

Wait’ll you hear where babies come from…

Photo courtesy of Topi Lindholm.
Found in Narita, Japan. 

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I heard Mickey went here

posted on 6 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Signs

We’re gonna need a smarter exterminator…

Photo courtesy of Andrew & Eval.
Found in Taiwan. 

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When potato chips attack!

posted on 5 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Signs, Snacks

This gummy worm has a real bite to it…

Photo courtesy of Albert Cañigueral.
Found in Taiwan. 

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Just ask any steak.

posted on 4 Nov 2014 in Menus

Steak-wise it makes complete sense

Photo courtesy of Akos Tompos.
Found at a restaurant in Kobe.  

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Quit asking if it’s Pegasus.

posted on 3 Nov 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

I’ll cut my hair when horses fly… nevermind.

Photo courtesy of Joe B.
Found in Thailand. 

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As close as I wanna get…

posted on 2 Nov 2014 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Erica Blair.
Spotted in Beijing, China. 

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Nation destroyers will not be tolerated.

posted on 1 Nov 2014 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

$50 Fine for Nation Destroying

Photo courtesy of Joe B.
Found in Thailand.  

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Happy Day of a Pumpkin!

posted on 31 Oct 2014 in Instructions

I still believe in the Miracle of the Great Pumpkin…

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