You see what we did to the turkeys…

Or a black pudding

Lets face it they’re all fowls

Without blood it’s called ‘Duck Surprise’

– Mommy, I don’t like duck.
– Well, if you don’t like duck, you’re rather stuck!

Chicken farmers: They could be anywhere.

The wife of the restaurant owner is a chicken farmer.

“Well, Clarice, have the ducks stopped screaming?”

Those chicken farmers always back down from a fight.

Is this the movie poster for The Beijing Chainsaw Duck Massacre?

– Don’t be afraid, honey. If you see a chicken farmer, just duck!

Chicken farmers aren’t scary; just remember to bring enough garlic and silver bullits when you visit them at night…

I can smell your fear. It smells delicious.

They say chicken soup is good for a cold, but I’ll bet the chicken didn’t think so!

Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he was afraid of the bloody farmer.

Well I’ll be ducked.

I’ll have duck ‘n vegetables thanks.

Sorry Sir. You’ll have duck ‘n blood, or you can go to the far canal.

The death of one duck is a tragedy.

The death of a million ducks is a statistic.

Quote: Bashir Duck.

Their fear of duck blood is so great that, at the first sign, the chicken farmers will get the flock out of there!

Old McDonald tortures ducks EIEIO
With some duck blood here, duck blood there, here a duck blood, there a duck blood, everywhere a duck blood
Old McDonald makes ducks scream: EIEIO

“The fear of the chicken farmers hung in the air like duck blood.”
-from the first draft of Steven King’s latest novel.

Ya wanna pluck?

Customer: Waiter. I have a Golden Shower.

Waiter: Yes Sir!

Customer: Stop that you imbecile! I was specifying the breed of duck I wanted.

Enter DuckBlood, the most brutal lord of the poultry mafia.

Peaceful like chicken feet.
Fearful like duck blood.
It all makes sense now…

Beware of duck-bloodthirsty vampire chicken farmers!