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Now let me get this straight…
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Can I eating the vomiting?
Caption OK!
English NO!
Kid, I am waiting! Swallow it, NOW!
Well don’t eat out of the toilet then
Well it must be something I ate
Ancient Romans are not welcome here.
Translating WHATEVER!
“No sir, we don’t have doggy bags, but we do have barf bags”.
Currently the target of a civil rights suit by the Bulemics Association of Korea.
We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone, especially bulimics.
Message brought to you by Cavemen Against Bulimia (C.A.B.)
Talking to Ralph on the big white phone OK!
So much for seoul (soul) food.
My church has a sign like that.
@jjhitt. That creates a funny image. When they “pass the plate” around. You day: Thanks!” and chunder in it.
K; Kommissariat
for
O. Outpouring
R. Reflux
E. Emission
and
A. Aversion
Hehe. I rike doing glosswords.
Enjoying lollipop OK?
Carefully falling into toilet bowl NO?
Dude, stop yelling into the toilet. It can’t understand Engrish.
Car Broke, Phone YES
Cook: One Examples Head Chopped, coming right up!
Customer: You mean BEFORE I eat it?!
Bit of a bummer if your Roman…
“Has anybody seen my dog, Barfy?” -Billy (from the Family Circus)
Get really sick DO NOT!
So, it’s a strict No Returns policy, then?
@72rd/ 4:02am: Well… Yes and no…
Enjoy your meal!
No calling Ralph on the ceramic phone.
(Some of you will recall Ralph was angel Tommy Smothers’ unseen ethereal boss in the Smothers Brothers sit-com a few years ago).
Ya steamin’ plate of puke!
You will order kimchi and you will LIKE it! >:-(
I’m not vomiting. I dropped my Iphone.
@ Droll not Troll: Yes or no? ;p
Can I eat my own vomit?
If you vomit, I will have you arrested!
Lady, you can take your morning sickness elsewhere!